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Be a hero

Who's ass do you kick first?

  • Go for the dude with his hand in his waist,and pray it's a gun or something useful

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  • Flip out your cell phone and call the cops or some friend to come help

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  • Total voters
    22
  • Poll closed .

ThatRedWing

MasterBlaster
The one grabbing her wouldn't be able to defend himself so I'd knock him out. Tell her to run and then get my ass kicked.

Exactly, it wouldn't be the first time getting beat down by a gang of pussy ass bitches. I guarantee that I take a couple with me though.
 

Miner69r

I heart porn!
What kind of fucking "hoodlums" goes walking around looking to attack people and rape their girlfriends? Are they drunk or just dumbfucks?
 

Marlo Manson

Hello Sexy girl how your Toes doing?
Well if I wasn't strapped @ the time. :mad: I guess I would go straight for the guy with the bat & kick him in the nuts or break one of his knee's with a kick, quickly grab the bat & fuck up the guy with the knife, I'll say the other guy doesn't have a gun cuz he would have already pulled it out when they confronted us. :dunno:

After I have the bat & subdue the knife guy, the other fucktards would prolly start scattering cuz 2 of their friends are either screaming in pain or unconscious & my girl is prolly screaming her head off whilest I am still swinging the bat @ everybodies heads until there all down or have run away. :dunno:

And if I was strapped it would go down like Skyraider said. :D
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
You are coming from the movies with your wife/girlfriend/significant other and right as you reach the parking lot and about to hop inside your ride a group of hoodlums,numbering 5 surround you.
The ring leader says to hand over your girl and walk away.
What do you do?
One has a knife in hand.
The other has a baseball bat.
The ring leader has nothing,his arms are folded across his chest.
Another guy has his hand in his waist,you dont know if it's a gun or a knife or nothing at all.
And the final guy is beside your girl grabbing at her.

I'd push the guy who was grabbing at my girlfriend and then tell my girlfriend to run for help (a police officer, a nearby busy location with lots of people, etc). Then, I'd fight as hard as I could, damn well knowing that I'd be getting the shit kicked out of me, until help arrived. Sure, I'd be a mess, maybe even dead, but my girlfriend would be alright.

But, in all reality, I'll never have a girlfriend again, so I wouldn't really have to worry about this ever happening.
 

Skyraider22

The One and Only Big Daddy
Well if I wasn't strapped @ the time. :mad: I guess I would go straight for the guy with the bat & kick him in the nuts or break one of his knee's with a kick, quickly grab the bat & fuck up the guy with the knife, I'll say the other guy doesn't have a gun cuz he would have already pulled it out when they confronted us. :dunno:

After I have the bat & subdue the knife guy, the other fucktards would prolly start scattering cuz 2 of their friends are either screaming or unconscious & my girl is prolly screaming her head off as well while I am still swinging the bat @ everybodies heads, until they've all been handled or run away. :dunno:

And if I was strapped it would go down like Skyraider said. :D

Fucktard I have to you that one :1orglaugh
 

Ozmanks

I heart porn!
My girlfriend would know what to do: throw a hard kick to the guy's nutsack who is holding her, while I throw a hard right to the guy holding the knife, grab the knife, slit the ringleader's throat, and if the guy with the baseball bat hasn't left yet, disarm him by throwing a slashing manuever with the knife which will cause him to lunge back exposing the bat which I will grab, turn said guy's head into hamburger meat, and slam the bat against the former knife holder until the bat breaks. The guy with the supposed gun will have taken off by then in fear of being my next victim. Yeah, I don't take shit from any wannabe gangsters.
 

hedonis

I can set my own custom title!
This is why I carry a Glock 23 ;)

You should upgrade to a real gun. :glugglug:

A Desert Eagle will blow ONE person head off.
What about the other 4?
Better you said you had a Uzi.

Having been in a rather nasty shootout as a cop, I can tell you, when I whip out the Sig-Sauer (Love that Concealed weapons permit!), there will be panic in the gang. When I dust the first son of a bitch that advances on me, the rest of them will run like the wind, or at least hesitate long enough to become the rest of my stationary targets.

Where's the option for both you and your wife to pull out your guns?

Yeah, I didn't vote based on that.


No gun? Well, I'm going for the ringleader, and when I chew off his fucking ear and smash his balls into pate, I think those other fellas might get spooked. I was a cop for too long- I'm not right in the head. :D
 

calpoon

Yes, I bribed and cheated to get this far
What was the question again?

I'd pull out my sawed off shotgun and take out the ring leader, then I'd use my chainsaw on the other two and I'd reach into the next guys chest and tear his heart out, then I'd call Aquaman to take care of the last guy.

Or id' just get beat the fuck up or shot just like everyone else on this board as soon as I started reaching into my pocket to pull out the weapons that I don't really walk around carrying just like 2/3 of the people on this board.
 

tartanterrier

Is somewhere outhere.
Me and my girl would do a runner,till I got her to a safe place.I'd
remember the bastards faces and take them out one-by-one if
I ever saw them again.

No matter what you have when it's 1 to 5.Your always gonna lose,
so the best thing to do is think about your girl 1st & escape.

We don't have the options of firearms in the UK.So our best weapon
is either a bottle,brick or just a straight knock-out. :)
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Well hopefully, my wife would draw her weapon, as I was drawing mine...and the odds would be a little more even. The guy with his hand in his pants is getting it first. If he does have a gun, I'm not about to let him draw it.
 
If something like that would happen, that means all that men are just some f.. losers.
And so, they are just like a stock of cows or sheep.

So, if you remove the leader, the rest is like a ship without a captain.

I would hit that leader ss har as I could, and the rest of them would run like Carl Lewis never did in his best days.;)
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
I'd let my girlfriend deal with the situation!
Its her they want not me!

^^^ This is probably the most realistic answer I've seen. :thumbsup: Either that or say, "Sweetie, you don't have to outrun those rapists, all you have to do is outrun me!" :D

I travel a lot. And in cities away from my home, a concealed weapon simply is not an option. And although I'm a 6'3" muscle head dude, I have no illusions that I'm 10 feet tall and bullet proof. Imagining that one has crazy mad Ninja moves, and actually having to do the do, are totally different realities. I had a crackhead tenant come at me with a knife years ago. I had a pistol in an ankle holster. If I'd tried to go for it, he would have stabbed me. So we wrestled and I eventually flipped him down a flight of stairs. I towered over him, but even a little crackhead took some time to deal with. Lucky for me... not so lucky for him (but he lived). Had there been 4 guys with him, with or without bats, knives or guns, I would have been fucked.

My attitude here would probably be, "well, I guess this is it then." Since I'm not exactly an Olympic sprinter, I guess I'd just have to hang out with my new best friends and see how the story ends. :dunno: I'd probably go for the nearest one, attempt to wrench his head, snap his neck as quickly as possible... and hope that I could get another one before I died and she becomes the "life of the party" for those that remain. Unless the others turned chicken shit all of a sudden, the reality is we're both probably going to die that night. Eh, gotta go at some point, I suppose. :wave: Hopefully this one was more than a one night stand - otherwise that would be a stupid way to die.

But that's why I stay away from bad neighborhoods wearing a Rolex, driving an expensive car or walking with pretty girls. Shit is bound to happen.
 

Master_Gio

I smell PUSSY!
Go for the dude w/ the knife, then you have a weapon and won't have to worry about getting stabbed in the back while fighting.
 
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