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Be careful how you use your bullets.

Who or what will you shoot?

  • Just throw away the fucking gun and give up

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    17
  • Poll closed .

mastagambit

My hand is my best friend!
Ok,you are in a haunted mansion. It's you alone,all of your companions are dead or missing. You only have a Nine Millimetre handgun with one bullet in it with you.
You are surrounded by a bunch of zombies, a vampire and a werewolf.
You look to your right and see a gas tank laying nearby couple of feet from you.
What do you do?
 

slasher

Tip: install a spycam in your toilet.
If you have ever seen the opening FMV from Resident Evil Code Veronica then that is what I would do seeing as to how there is a gas tank already there.
 

jasonk282

Banned
Kick the Werewolf in the balls so he bites you there by infecting you with the werewolf curse. Everyone else will think your dead and you get to keep the gun AND have superhuman werewolf powers.

Gas tank will only explode in you have a incincery bullet
 

mastagambit

My hand is my best friend!
If you have ever seen the opening FMV from Resident Evil Code Veronica then that is what I would do seeing as to how there is a gas tank already there.



Yeah,you're right. I also stole a line from the original Resident Evil. It said 'Be careful how you use your bullets,you may want to use the last one on yourself.'
 

mastagambit

My hand is my best friend!
Kick the Werewolf in the balls so he bites you there by infecting you with the werewolf curse. Everyone else will think your dead and you get to keep the gun AND have superhuman werewolf powers.

Gas tank will only explode in you have a incincery bullet


Yeah,but you gonna be a mindless savage beast.
You seen Underworld? Look how ugly those werewolves are? :eek:
 

jasonk282

Banned
Yeah,but you gonna be a mindless savage beast.
You seen Underworld? Look how ugly those werewolves are? :eek:

But
1. They were after Keria Nighlty, not a bad goal
2. Mindless Savage, I spent 10 years in the Infantry, I am pretty mindless to killing nowadays
 

Johan

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
The bullet is no of silver so it won't affect the werewolf.
It won't affect the vamp, they need sunlight or a stake in the heart or decapitation to be killed.
If the zombie is Resident Evil like, it won't be affected by a single bullet.

So whoever I try to kill, it's useless, i'm gonna die. So Fuck it, I shoot the gast tank !
 

mongo18

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Shoot the zombie in the head, because a bullet's not gonna work on a vampire or werewolf, then take my chances. I'd rather be a vampire or werewolf than dead, plus, most vampire chicks are hot at least part of the time.
 
Much easier to just off yourself. Blowing the place up might not work and you might slowly roast to death whilst being chewed on by slowly melting zombies. And either way, I'm dead who the fuck gives a shit about the living. If my actions lead to a global zombie, vampire and werewolf apocalypse, then it's none of my problem.

The worlds too crowded as it is, it'll do 'em good to loose a couple billion :D
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
Shoot the gas tank and blow up everyone including yourself

if your bit by a zombie you will turn into one eventually. So your really already dead. Being a zombie is no way to not live...
 

Kingfisher

Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
A can of gas doesn't explode. Vapor explodes, liquid burns. And burning to death is a horrible way to go. I'd rather cap myself than take the risk of being a zombie. Vamp, ok, werewolf, maybe.
 

mastagambit

My hand is my best friend!
A can of gas doesn't explode. Vapor explodes, liquid burns. And burning to death is a horrible way to go. I'd rather cap myself than take the risk of being a zombie. Vamp, ok, werewolf, maybe.

So if someone shoots a gas tank it wont explode?:confused:
 

D-rock

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
So if someone shoots a gas tank it wont explode?:confused:

It depends on how full it is and what's in it.



I would roundhouse kick all those things. Then when that was taken care of I might use the bullet on some rabbit on the way home so I could have dinner.
 

23lebron23

WTF is wrong with me?!
kill the wolf then you would have a chance to beat the shit out of the other two. if not then blow them up. if your gonna die they are to.
 
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