Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
It even has an awesome "I resisted arrest" mugshot. Nice going, douche.
http://www.scoresreport.com/2011/05/23/bears’-garrett-wolfe-the-latest-nfl-player-to-be-arrested/
http://www.scoresreport.com/2011/05/23/bears’-garrett-wolfe-the-latest-nfl-player-to-be-arrested/