Bert and Ernie to Tie the Knot in Gay Marriage Ceremony?

[Christina Ryder]

Gay or Straight? Should they tie the knot?
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/is-...nie-to-tie-the-knot-in-gay-marriage-ceremony/

 

[Ulysses31]

Over my dead body

 

[sexman1stclass]

they are just friends
who have lived together for years
and share a bedroom
and don't have girlfriends

 

[MikeyK]

I support gay rights but every time I read or hear about something like this it really makes me want to stop supporting the gays. My main problem with the gay community is that a large amount of them try so hard to make everyone gay. It is really annoying.

The issue of sex, gay or straight, has no business being on Sesame Street.

 

[bahodeme]

Ernie and Bert have been a couple for over forty years. Why mess up a good thing by marriage?

 

[LukeEl]

Ernie never forgave Bert for banging his mother over Oscar the Grouch's trash can.

 

[ragincaucasian]

 

[ragincaucasian]

they are just friends
who have lived together for years
and share a bedroom
and don't have girlfriends

 

[lurkingdirk]

A statement from Sesame Street:

Bert and Ernie, who've been on Sesame Street for 25 years, do not portray a gay couple, and there are no plans for them to do so in the future. They are puppets, not humans. Like all the Muppets created for Sesame Street, they were designed to help educate preschoolers. Bert and Ernie are characters who help demonstrate to children that despite their differences, they can be good friends.

Let me reiterate a small point in there:

They are fucking puppets. This is the kind of shit the Rush Limbaugh talks about.

Sorry. Was that a rant?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

 

[lurkingdirk]

Don't use hotchyx. That shit ain't showing up.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

god. damn. it!

Does that mean I'll have to reload all my shit about trolls and General Fluffybutt?

 

[lurkingdirk]

god. damn. it!

It's alright. We all knew your sig was a lie.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Gay or Straight? Should they tie the knot?
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/is-...nie-to-tie-the-knot-in-gay-marriage-ceremony/

 

[Deepcover]

I support gay rights but every time I read or hear about something like this it really makes me want to stop supporting the gays. My main problem with the gay community is that a large amount of them try so hard to make everyone gay. It is really annoying.

The issue of sex, gay or straight, has no business being on Sesame Street.

You nailed it right on the fucking head but I think this thread is not to be taken seriously.

 

[Elwood70]

This made the thread completely worth it:

 

[Will E Worm]

Should they tie the knot?

They are friends. That is all.

Elmo and Abby Cadabby already ruined Sesame Street.

 

[brodkill]

i thought they called off the wedding when ernie ate cookies in bed and got crumbs everywhere

 

[Goomoonryung]

I will burn Sesame Street to the ground!!

 

[tartanterrier]

Whoever wrote that article is a fucktard