lurkingdirk
I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Well, what say you?
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grower_boy
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Sorry, but I'm not turned on by that at all. If I have to direct what is sucking me off, I might as well just use a sex toy.
If you plan on choking her to death with your penis then I'm sure it's perfectly adequate. Although I'm not quite sure why your hands wouldn't suffice?
You obviously have to make sure you knock all of her teeth out prior to such an event. They do have a tendency to get a little belligerent under those kinds of conditions. As uncivilised as it may seem...
You obviously have to make sure you knock all of her teeth out prior to such an event. They do have a tendency to get a little belligerent under those kinds of conditions. As uncivilised as it may seem...
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
I just use a knotted towel. Or a meathook. Depends what mood I'm in.
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
That's the greatest thing that has ever been invented ever!
squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
when i was in the business of these "toys" i seen a lot of stupid items.
this is one of them. they make the same kind of thing for different positions too.
its more of a gag type break the ice thing than an actual functioning tool.
one of the stupidest was the oral sex headlight. dumb!
this is one of them. they make the same kind of thing for different positions too.
its more of a gag type break the ice thing than an actual functioning tool.
one of the stupidest was the oral sex headlight. dumb!
