Best sickie excuses

[PlasmaTwa2]

I called in sick one year because the Redwings were eliminated from the playoffs.

I swear, if I had a job, I could have taken a month off because the Leafs went 0-7-1 before getting a win.

 

[Montrealman]

Sounds like a seriously fun-filled day. :thumbsup:

So my excuses have always been pretty generic, never got to out of control with them but I do have a couple funny stories about ditching and how I got my excuses, like one time I ditched school but our home phone was disconnected because my mom was switching from Verizon to Time Warner and so I knew the school couldn't get through to my mom (At least not for a couple days because in my school they would call home until they got someone or until a note from the parent or DR was turned in) so I went about my day and had fun hanging out with some friends then before I was due to work I stopped by the ER and complained of nausea and stomach pains, they gave me meds, fluids AND a note for school (which I also used for work that same night) so yeah. That was pretty cool. Another time my friend and I were getting ready for work together (we worked at a movie theater and it was opening day for Harry Potter so it was going to be PACKED) and we were getting dressed and I was like I so don't want to go to work today, and she was like ugh me either so we just looked at each other and smiled. I called in first and told my boss I was extremely sick and couldn't make it and she called 20 minutes later and said that her car overheated and she was more than 2 hours from work so she wouldn't be able to come in. Well after she hung up we jumped in the car and just started driving, 2 hours later we ended up in front of Disneyland, so we said what the hell and went to Disneyland. The best part? The park was like empty! We road splash mountain like 20 times in a row! It was awesome we took pictures and sent them to our friends phone that was actually at work and he was like you guys freaking suck. It was great & my mom never found out until I told her like 3 months ago lol

Funerals from made-up family membres from a town that's about 2 hours away, therefore the round trip makes it pretty difficult to go to work/school.
Sickness of course.
Delivery at home: Being either Telephone/Internet/Cable/New Furniture or New Tv. Gotta be at home between 9 to 5pm

 

[Facetious]

Andre came over with all of this meth and ......:eek:

 

[Spleen]

My dad died.

Didn't you use that excuse about 5 months ago?

That was a different Dad.

 

[mrtrebus]

My dad died.

Didn't you use that excuse about 5 months ago?

That was a different Dad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHXeo57xj3k

 

[tittenman]

Wonderful I will have to write some of these down and use em next time. Just hope the boss doesnt use Freeones board!

 

[Spleen]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHXeo57xj3k

That looks awesome.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/My-Two-Dads...ef=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1256772362&sr=8-1

I need this.

 

[Facetious]

I swear, if I had a job, I could have taken a month off because the Leafs went 0-7-1 before getting a win.

No loggin'
work ? :dunno: :1orglaugh :hatsoff:

 

[busenbust]

My cat is unwell.

 

[Facetious]

^ That is a very legit excuse if you ask me :nono:


Late excuse :

I forgot to "fall back" for daylight savings time. :hatsoff:

I have used that one once or twice

 

[busenbust]

The cat ate my homework/alarm clock.

 

[mrtrebus]

My cat is unwell.

I'm going to use that one tomorrow, "I can't come into work because busenbust's cat is unwell."
:dunno:

 

[busenbust]

^^:o And the rest of my excuses??

 

[Facetious]

"I'm still hallucinating from the 2 hits of purple microdot that I dropped at a party last night, besides, I have no idea who or where I am right now. Why does my cell phone look like a Hersheys bar ? Ohhh, my cell phone IS a Hersheys bar !

 

[lurkingdirk]

"hey, I can't come into work today."
Really? what's up?
"I have engorged testicles."
10 second silence. um, i'm not sure what that means, or how it prevents you from coming into work.
"boss, my testicles are the size of basket balls. I can't wear pants or underwear. I'm happy to come in - my sales might go up in fact."
Wait. what? You can't wear pants? I don't think I needed to know...
"No, seriously! Check your email, I just sent you a picture."
another 10 second silence. Oh, Oh, I'm going to barf.
"See what I mean? I thought it might be better if I stayed home today."
Oh man, oh I just can't look away. Dear God, that can't feel good.
"Yeah, it is pretty bad. The worst part is that the doctor wouldn't see me because it is so contagious."
Contagious? Damn, please don't come to work. I want proof that this condition is cleared up before you return.
"Oh, damn. It usually takes about three weeks..."
see you then, but not before.


And that's how I took last month off.

 

[busenbust]

"I'm still hallucinating from the 2 hits of purple microdot that I dropped at a party last night, besides, I have no idea who or where I am right now. Why does my cell phone look like a Hersheys bar ? Ohhh, my cell phone IS a Hersheys bar !

:1orglaugh Bet you can't even reach for your phone Fac. :thumbsup:

 

[The Joker]

I can't make it in today. No, I'm not sick. I'm avenging my step-brother Angelo's murder. Uh huh. Yeah, I guess it is pretty old school. Anyway, wish me luck.