Big Bag of Porn

[TheOrangeCat]

I have one.

Real friends give their friends porn. Example. My business partner having just kicked out her deadbeat BF (at last! Why is it that highly intelligent, super-astute women ALWAYS end up with total wankers?) discovered his stash of porn and, rather than bin it, thoughtfully passed it my way.

I now have:

20 hours of AfroCentrix (five disc set)
20 hours of Once You Go Black (five disc set)
50 hours MIlfs, Muffs & More (10 disc set)
20 hours Metrosexxx collection (five discs)
Black Bastards 1
Hurtin’ for a Squirtin’
Best of Perfect Pink
The Big Ones
No Mans’ Land 36 (only they fail at possessive plural apostrophes)
Lick dat Pussy

I have the best business partner EVER!

 

[DOA82]

Im sensing a theme....

 

[titsrock]

I'm sensing a hot night with that business partner.

 

[edirons22]

Enjoy your new collection :glugglug:

 

[Icewater Jones]

WIN!!!!!!!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Im sensing a theme....

Yea, I noticed that. He's vanilla white, she's vanilla white and not only is the porn very black, a large proportion of it is 'huge black cock' porn ... we both had our suspicions about the pendulum of his interests ... guess now we know it went back as well as forth!

 

[Icewater Jones]

Yea, I noticed that. He's vanilla white, she's vanilla white and not only is the porn very black, a large proportion of it is 'huge black cock' porn ... we both had our suspicions about the pendulum of his interests ... guess now we know it went back as well as forth!

What can I say... people take strange routes to make up for the wanting of things they can't have. Poor guy.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Poor guy.

Yea, not so much.

A pathetic coke fiend who beat her to the ground and then stomped on her head when he lost his stash and accused her (who doesn't even drink) of stealing it ......

He and I had 'words' after that. Had I known about his tastes, I would have rounded off our 'conversation' with a backdoor visit from Mr Baseball Bat.

 

[Icewater Jones]

Yea, not so much.

A pathetic coke fiend who beat her to the ground and then stomped on her head when he lost his stash and accused her (who doesn't even drink) of stealing it ......

He and I had 'words' after that. Had I known about his tastes, I would have rounded off our 'conversation' with a backdoor visit from Mr Baseball Bat.

I would like officially take that back. My hope is he winds up getting more than his fair share of big black cock during his stay in prison.

Bitch-made bastard.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

My hope is he winds up getting more than his fair share of big black cock during his stay in prison.

That is being arranged ..... it pays to have friends in low places

 

[vodkazvictim]

My business partner having just kicked out her deadbeat BF (at last! Why is it that highly intelligent, super-astute women ALWAYS end up with total wankers?)

Weird inverse rule: The better the woman, the more of a twunt she dates.
For example, my fiance is beautifull, smart, swallows, a great cook, funny, honest, thoughtfull, sweet and the best I've ever had in the sack. She has me.

 

[D-rock]

His taste in porn sucks.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

The Best of Perfect Pink looks OK. I also found a coupon for free time in a cam room, so that's a score .....

 

[Bearded_Menace]

The Best of Perfect Pink looks OK. I also found a coupon for free time in a cam room, so that's a score .....

:rofl2:

 

[Tittyman5000]

Nice! Hand me down porn has come my way a few times, My closest bud had a nice stack of playboy & a few DVDs he had to give me when he moved in with his ol lady, then my cuz past me a box of porn when he got married, the last time was the best when another buddy of mine works at the recycling center gave me two box's of vintage to recent playboys someone abandoned. I was like ya I take em, lol when I looked through the mags I found 60's through 70's in great condition, Im thinkin of selling some on ebay

 

[GodsEmbryo]

WIN!!!!!!!

:1orglaugh