Blue Balls.

[Sweeper]

OMFG that affliction has got to be the worst feeling in the world for a male to go through.

The other night I went out with my roomate and we ended up bringing these girls over that I used to work with out here... and I really liked the girl I was talking with and we were just doing a lot of cuddling and whatnot while watching movies... Normally I would have made a move and it would have been going down, but something had me acting differently, like this girl might be more than a cheap fuck you know? Sooooo, I took it easy at least on her you know I just played it cool and followed her pace... and what did that get me? The bluest balls I've ever had in my lifetime... I mean my balls were so blue, I couldn't even bring myself to rub one out the next morning after she left it hurt so bad...

my roomate was laughing hysterically when I informed him of my condition.... That really didn't help. lol

Man.... The things we go through for some women.... if only they knew..

 

[Mole]

Yup... Know the feeling.

I once had a female colleague who worked in a different office/city. We had met at various meetings and been chatting quite a bit on the phone. The chats turned pretty hot after a while. Then it turned out we were going to be in the same city at a training course. We had decided by then we would sack up while we were there. So I set off to the training with lots of expectations, only.......

....to find she was at the peak of her period at that time. We cuddled and tongue-kissed and did lots of things, except sex! I guess she could've blown me but we decided to wait 1-2 days so she could enjoy our first time same as I.

Needless to say them balls were deep blue. Luckily the sex (we finally did it the next day even though she was not 100% yet) was absolutely fantastic, the rest of the week was a dream!

 

[Ludovico]

Stop squezzing them so hard and get a pair of boxer shorts, lol :rofl:

 

[Sweeper]

I do wear boxers... lol Believe me dogg, it does not help!...

I still haven't rubbed one out... And I do not plan on it until I see where I'm going with this girl... call it a motivation tactic I'm using on myself.

 

[Incentive]

I thought you got blue balls after you jerk off?

 

[Sweeper]

Let's just say,

The Apple was in the palm of my hand. All I had to do was take a bite...and I didn't.

 

[Sweeper]

I thought you got blue balls after you jerk off?

no. It's when you get all amped and don't release... you know....get a hard on for an extended period of time, and do nothing... simply nothing.

 

[Sweeper]

... Normally I would have made a move and it would have been going down, but something had me acting differently, like this girl might be more than a ...

(now posting drunk)

end of the story:

she was only looking for another guy to sleep next to and/or fuck. not what I wanted. oh well .... moooove on. what the fuck is wrong with me?

 

[SeraphiM]

I've never felt the blueballs, but I have turned blue holding my breath until she finally gave me some

Sounds painful, but hey "prime the pump" next time :2 cents:

 

[jod0565]

Go ahead and release those hostages!
You'll fell much better.

 

[member2686]

LMAO!!! I better just bite my tongue re: this topic... LOL! :eek:

 

[member20672]

"Blue balls, blue balls. Its dollar night, at the Titty Club."
:rofl2:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Bump of the Day!

 

[Skyraider22]

I'm laughing so hard I can't breath the things I missed Wow:rofl:

 

[Alyssa Rose]

*Waits for blueballs witty comment*

 

[Hypergalaxy]

I cant believe BlueBalls Hasnt posted in the Blue Balls thread :1orglaugh

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I thought the topic was about the user on here known as Blue Balls lol

But yeah, I never experienced blue balls... from what I keep hearing, I am glad I have not known of them!

 

[tiger1977]

*Waits for blueballs witty comment*

I cant believe BlueBalls Hasnt posted in the Blue Balls thread :1orglaugh

I was thinking the same thing.

 

[biomech]

No Blueballs yet? Hmm...

 

[Will E Worm]

*Waits for blueballs witty comment*

Witty? You will have a long wait. Do you have snickers bars?

BA ZING! :tongue:

I cant believe BlueBalls Hasnt posted in the Blue Balls thread :1orglaugh

I thought the topic was about the user on here known as Blue Balls lol

But yeah, I never experienced blue balls... from what I keep hearing, I am glad I have not known of them!

I thought this thread was about him too. I was surprised that he has not commented by now.