BlueBalls, Where Art Thou?

[Shifty]

Where has the sick SOB gone? :dunno: :bawling:

 

[lurkingdirk]

I have a strange feeling he's gone for a bit. No sig. Not avatar. No custom title.

He may have been released from house-arrest at long last.

I wish him well, and hope he doesn't kill again.

 

[biomech]

Hopefully he won't be gone long, I find his posts thoroughly entertaining.

 

[Spleen]

Fishing accident.

 

[PirateKing]

Snuff film. It was a smooth production, I hear.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

At least he's happy in his new life .....

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[LukeEl]

I heard he went back home to the mother ship.

 

[CunningStunts]

I heard he went back home to the mother ship.

Naw, just passed out after a week long bender. :nanner:

 

[Shifty]

:uohs: I just hope he hasn't been tanglin' with tail pipes again.

We very nearly lost him the last time ...

 

[StanScratch]

He and Greg have been playing Russian Roulette, but with a twist. Instead of bullets, they are using tiny fish.
The reason both have been gone for a bit is that it takes a bit to shove those slimy little things into the chamber...yet, they don't come out that easy.
At least, this is the impression I got from the snippet of the conversation I heard between them "I can't get this gooey little thing into that little hole..."
"Yeah, and it doesn't slip out very easy, either."

 

[Tittyman5000]

Hmm something strange has been happening here on Freeones, Greg went missing then Dirk now BlueBalls??? Its too bad they don't take Mrtrebus instead!

 

[Facetious]

Re: BlueBalls, Where Art Thou?

''Uninspired'' was the terminology he used upon returning from one of his more recent recesses.

So why doesn't anybody say/type something inspiring?

 

[tiger1977]

Is he not hanging out with AR at the Fruit Festival?!?!

 

[Facetious]

:uohs: I just hope he hasn't been tanglin' with tail pipes again.

We very nearly lost him the last time ...

better the tail pipes than the glass pipes, mister! :nono:

 

[Galactic]

Re: BlueBalls, Where Art Thou?

''Uninspired'' was the terminology he used upon returning from one of his more recent recesses.

So why doesn't anybody say/type something inspiring?

Seriously? He came to FreeOnes for inspiration? Sicker than I thought.......

 

[Tittyman5000]

Re: BlueBalls, Where Art Thou?

So why doesn't anybody say/type something inspiring?

:uohs: Gizmo Caca?!?! :uohs:

 

[Petra]

Oh yea, I forgot to mention I met up with BlueBalls in the UK. Unfortunately, I had to kill him and throw him into the sea.

Sorry for any trouble this caused, but the world is a much better place.

Now....VV.....when would you like to meet up for that drink again?

 

[Galactic]

Oh yea, I forgot to mention I met up with BlueBalls in the UK. Unfortunately, I had to kill him and throw him into the sea.

Sorry for any trouble this caused, but the world is a much better place.

Now....VV.....when would you like to meet up for that drink again?

Your coldness about the matter is most disturbing madam. Most disturbing. The world is NOT a better place, nd you really shouldn't drink with VV.

You should drink with me! :nanner: Hell, I'm drinking right now......

 

[~~whimsy~~]

He sent me (maybe a few other members on here?) a PM about being diagnosed with a bad disease. He has to undergo treatment. He will be in the hospital for quite a while, have to partake in chemotherapy, and hopefully he will be released and able to come back to us within the next three months. Maybe longer. It just depends on how his body takes the initial treatment.

Best bet is to Private Message him and wish him well.

I am sure your kind words and even joking words, as long as it ends in kindness, will help him with a speedy recovery. He will read them! Indeed he shall!!!

I hope to see him back here again!

I know he will not be taken out by some simple disease! Never!

He is BlueBalls!!!!!

 

[Galactic]

He sent me (maybe a few other members on here?) a PM about being diagnosed with a bad disease. He has to undergo treatment. He will be in the hospital for quite a while, have to partake in chemotherapy, and hopefully he will be released and able to come back to us within the next three months. Maybe longer. It just depends on how his body takes the initial treatment.

Best bet is to Private Message him and wish him well.

I am sure your kind words and even joking words, as long as it ends in kindness, will help him with a speedy recovery. He will read them! Indeed he shall!!!

I hope to see him back here again!

I know he will not be taken out by some simple disease! Never!

He is BlueBalls!!!!!

For fucking real? Oh fuck.