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Boner during lapdance

Bigoldowls

I am secretly going to take ove the world with my myFreeOnes Points
Just wondering - what happens if you have a boner during a lapdance?

The lapdancer will report you to the management. Then a burly member of the security staff will escort you from the premises.
 

lkc2much

Black belt in Cock-Fu
too many funny replies already so no point attempting to be funnier. Spanker: next time you go to a club just have fun dude!!
 

stainedblueyes

I'm a porn expert.

stainedblueyes

I'm a porn expert.
yeah just don't cum in your pants lol :p

Secretly, I've always quite fancied doing that - sadly my fantasy is usually immediately shattered by the image of two burly no-necked square-jawed man monsters beating me to a pulp down the side alley for contaminating my boxers in their establishment...
 

Peter Gazinya

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
You're supposed to ask her if there is some way she can sneak your boner up her ass without anyone noticing.
 

ÆGEAN

I don't know and frankly I don't care.
"whats a bonner?"


stewie griffin
 

dave_rhino

Closed Account
Oh man, tried to get into a strip club last night and didn't get anywhere near the lapdancers because my friend started on the massive security guard outside... :rolleyes:
 

titsrock

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Oh man, tried to get into a strip club last night and didn't get anywhere near the lapdancers because my friend started on the massive security guard outside... :rolleyes:

Maybe I'm reading this wrong...but it sounds like you didn't get into the club because your friend started to do this---> :nannerf1: to the security guard? Huh? That must've been one hot security guard, I guess:dunno:
 

dave_rhino

Closed Account
Maybe I'm reading this wrong...but it sounds like you didn't get into the club because your friend started to do this---> :nannerf1: to the security guard? Huh? That must've been one hot security guard, I guess:dunno:

Starting on somebody is when you try to fight them, not fuck them. :1orglaugh
 

Peter Gazinya

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Starting on somebody is when you try to fight them, not fuck them. :1orglaugh

Could have been worse, your buddy could have tried to finish on the security guard, after fucking him of course.
 

gopats

Please don't ban me!
i try not to cum in my pants and thankfully it has never happened in a club..........but one time the girl took my cock out of my pants kissed it, put it back in and said this is wat i live for!!!!!!ha ha ha ha ha i love it!!
 

KBM

Recommendation: www.myFreeOnes.com
Lol!! Great thread! Boners from a lap dance is an unfortunate fact of strip club life. Make sure to wear loose pants and be careful of fabric burns from excessive grindage.
 

calpoon

Yes, I bribed and cheated to get this far
p.s. went out with her after that

PPS. After that I married her.

PPPS. After that she divorced me and took all my money.

and Dave Rhino, your friend wouldn't happen to be that piston101 guy would it? haha.
 

gunslingingbird

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Maybe I'm reading this wrong...but it sounds like you didn't get into the club because your friend started to do this---> :nannerf1: to the security guard? Huh? That must've been one hot security guard, I guess:dunno:

:rofl2: I thought the same thing. I love how you described it! :rofl:
 
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