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Booze Kills

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
There's a study to show that every fucking thing causes cancer. Fuck them all.

I'd bet, if I searched, there'd be a study that shows that rutabagas, placed in the rectum, cause cancer. And StanScratch is living proof that's bullshit.



Wrong! I have one of the cleanest poopers on the face of the Earth!
 

Hot Mega

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
It's obvious brodkills. Just read some of his posts.:facepalm::hybrid:
 

rayman53x

My nipples are like bullets!
Fuck it you only live once!
 

gloyster

Perverts Я Us
Well it can kill but so can a being hit by a bus. I drink like a fish but at the same time I know when to stop and won't be drinking everyday as it's disgusting.
 

Hot Mega

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Well it can kill but so can a being hit by a bus. I drink like a fish but at the same time I know when to stop and won't be drinking everyday as it's disgusting.

:facepalm:You drink like a fish but at the same time you find it in some way disgusting?
 

Atar554

Little Porn Lover
Good health is just the slowest working fatal disease to have.

I'm curious as for the last few years there have been numerous studies showing 1 alcoholic beverage a day for women or 2 for men a day can actually be beneficial. Not just red wine but white and beer also.

To paraphrase Lewis Black. "Everything I've been told about my health has changed 50 times in my life time."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mCDZMWVWuc
^starts at 1:55 it's a different performance of the same material i was quoting. Couldn't find the performance on youtube that I have on CD.
 

CunningStunts

I changed my middle-name to Freeones
Psst. I'd rather be a lush than a dirty chain smoker. Talk about disgusting. (sorry chain smokers!)



My thoughts exactly. :hybrid:

Hey! I resemble that remark! Nothing better than booze and smokes... and throw in a few women of course :cool:
 
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