Brazilian woman wins the right to masturbate at work

[SpexyAshleigh]

Ana Catarian Bezerra, a 36-year-old Brazilian accountant who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality, has won the right to masturbate and watch porn at work!

Since she knew the only way to cure her anxiety was to masturbate, she knew she needed help, explaining:

"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."

After getting some medical attention and a prescription "cocktail" of tranquilizers, NOW she only masturbates a few eight times a day. Still A LOT of masturbation, but A LOT LESS than before.

Due to her orgasmic medical condition, she took her employer to court in order to be allowed to masturbate on the clock and WON.

Handicapped people needed ramps and Ana needed pornography. It's a little shocking to address, but everybody has their own special needs and we're glad this woman was able to get the help and understanding she needed to live her life.

Unfortunately, this news may encourage people who don't need to be masturbating at work to go ahead and ask for the right to masturbate at work. LOLz!

Taking this woman's medical condition into consideration, do U think the court made the right decision?

http://perezhilton.com/2011-05-13-accountant-allowed-to-masturbate-at-work

Woulda been easier to avoid the whole legal process and just become a camgirl....she'd get to bate as much as she wants and would probably make alot more money! :1orglaugh

Can you imagine needing to bate 47 times a day for health reasons though? Must become such a chore, just doing it to relieve severe anxiety...not to mention her snatch must be so raw

 

[prof_porn]

amazing. if i had a plc, the ladies could masturbate in public.

 

[Hot Mega]

http://perezhilton.com/2011-05-13-accountant-allowed-to-masturbate-at-work

Woulda been easier to avoid the whole legal process and just become a camgirl....she'd get to bate as much as she wants and would probably make alot more money! :1orglaugh

Can you imagine needing to bate 47 times a day for health reasons though? Must become such a chore, just doing it to relieve severe anxiety...not to mention her snatch must be so raw

I saw 'a thing on this' once... Seems like a pretty annoying problem to have.

One lady said if she could go the rest of her life and not have another orgasm she would be the happiest woman alive. :eek: Logic defying for sure...I'm sure she believes that now but most likely would really just want a normal life with normal urges for orgasms.:dunno:

 

[Will E Worm]

Really? Co-workers can watch?

a 36-year-old Brazilian accountant who suffers from a chemical imbalance

I might have that.

 

[Connor Macleod]

Just when I thought I'd heard it all, this comes along.

 

[grower_boy]

I applaud her workplace for being so open-minded and accomidating.

 

[PirateKing]

One question: where does she work?

 

[Ace Bandage]

Is someone implying that it's not normal to masturbate 47 times a day? That's a rather mundane Wednesday morning for me... :o

 

[Hot Mega]

I applaud her workplace for being so open-minded and accomidating.

Unless you're being Facetious, the problem is they weren't (open minded, etc.) that's why she had to sue.

 

[vodkazvictim]

:hit:

 

[Hot Mega]

:hit:

As I understand it she'd be too busy hitting herself for you to have a Chance...

 

[lurkingdirk]

As I understand it she'd be too busy hitting herself for you to have a chance...

That's a good point - what if a coworker offered to boink her a couple of times a day so it wasn't so monotonous? Would an offer like that be considered helpful or harassment?

 

[Hot Mega]

what if a coworker offered to boink her a couple of times a day so it wasn't so monotonous? Would an offer like that be considered helpful or harassment?

In the US, a multi-million dollar harassment suit. In Brazil probably an invitation to join them as an AIDS patient.:dunno:

 

[lurkingdirk]

In the US, a multi-million dollar harassment suit. In Brazil probably an invitation to join them as an AIDS patient.:dunno:

:1orglaugh
Perhaps. Though in the US it may be the birth of a new reality TV show...

 

[Johan]

The perfect job for her : PORNSTAR

 

[Shifty]

Blaze a trail sister !!! :thumbsup:

 

[Kingfisher]

Well damn I'm going to forge a doctor's note and get a keyboard cover, a poncho, and quart sized lube with pump dispenser for work. Look out in the next office! :banger:

 

[Atar554]

I wanna know if she's bringing her porn in on a flash drive or her own HDD's? or downloading it right on the company servers?

I guess she could buy and bring in DVDs or Blue Rays but seriously if you masturbate 40 times a day and are decreased down to a mere 8....I don't think you have enough money to buy enough porn to quench that fire.

 

[D-rock]

Can you imagine needing to bate 47 times a day for health reasons though?

So basically they would be like most of the guys here, except that person would actually have an excuse. :1orglaugh

 

[yoicham]

I wonder how much productivity is lost each day due to her need to masturbate.