Break Ups

[vodkazvictim]

Sometimes the best way to get over one woman is to get into another.
Things may seem bad now, but they will improve. What I would advise you to do is take the chance while you're single to fuck one of every kind of woman in every way you desire, 'cos I'm engaged now and still regret that, for example, I never came on the face of a redhead or a black chick.

Remember that old phrase "every cloud has a silver lining?" Well it's true, so enjoy the freedom of single life.
I know single life may not seem great either, but that's because the sword cuts both ways; every silver lining has a cloud.
All you need to do is do what humans are gifted at; turn the situation to your advantage whereever you can.

Yeah dude, get the fuck off the computer and go out.

You're not a yank - don't say dude :tongue:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Two pieces of advice when this happens: grow a beard and drink heavily.

Doing both of these things may turn you into an incredible poet and/or novelist and that oughta show her!

Just like Bluto says!

Boringly, it works. After being left by the second ex-Mrs. ToC, I entered a phase of deep misogyny. I grew facial hair, behaved oafishly to the extreme, rejected all approaches in the most insulting manner possible. made myself both unattainable and unwantable.

The result.

I still felt like my life was being beaten like a seal pup in Canada, but .. and it's a big but ... I also discovered that the more offensive and deliberately stand-offish I was, the more nasty, no-strings pussy I got. Every ounce of regret and hate I felt was fucked back at me.

After a year of serious research, during which my shattered heart bled and ached like an amputation, I was able to reach a finite truth.

Bitches be crazy.

Yes, you are in agony. Yes, it may be a long time before you deal or heal or both.

But in the meantime, the opportunity for appalling degrading revenge sex not only beckons, it's almost guaranteed. Fuck through the pain, little buddy. Throat fuck yourself to acceptance.

It works.

 

[Spleen]

www.plentyoffish.com <--- the largest internet dating site, and it's totally free.

A few friends have met girlfriends from this site, and several more have gotten laid on a one night stand.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Turn it up!