Britain is OFFICIALLY the SLUTTIEST country in the Western world...

[The Joker]

I remember hearing an interesting discussion between two 17-18 years old brit girls in the public transportation some weeks ago:
girl a:"Ya know, I really liked it when he rubbed my bum hard with his schlong"
girl b:"Tell me didn't it hurt your butthole too much?"
girl a:"Nah, ya should try it for real it is really fucking awesome. He hammered me in the ass before blowing his cream all over my face"
girl b:"Blimey, I didn't know you were such a cumslut lol"
girl a:"And when ya blowed the two guys at the last party and got dped, weren't you a slut tho?"
girl b:"I recognize it, I wanted to have my holes rammed and fucked hard."
girl a:"Next time, we should organize a fuckfest including a blowjob contest with a cumswallowing competition so we will have more fun together."

Quite a conversation to eavesdrop on.

 

[STDiva]

I remember hearing an interesting discussion between two 17-18 years old brit girls in the public transportation some weeks ago:
girl a:"Ya know, I really liked it when he rubbed my bum hard with his schlong"
girl b:"Tell me didn't it hurt your butthole too much?"
girl a:"Nah, ya should try it for real it is really fucking awesome. He hammered me in the ass before blowing his cream all over my face"
girl b:"Blimey, I didn't know you were such a cumslut lol"
girl a:"And when ya blowed the two guys at the last party and got dped, weren't you a slut tho?"
girl b:"I recognize it, I wanted to have my holes rammed and fucked hard."
girl a:"Next time, we should organize a fuckfest including a blowjob contest with a cumswallowing competition so we will have more fun together."

After that I am not astonished of British babes.
Think of the British Killergram pornstars, they like big cocks, like to be jizzed, fucked in the ass and swallow cum. Tell me what's not to like???
Yes and for the note, a lot of British girls like anal sex so another yes for them :thumbsup:

That was my mom and my aunt

 

[DreamSparrow]

I remember hearing an interesting discussion between two 17-18 years old brit girls in the public transportation some weeks ago:
girl a:"Ya know, I really liked it when he rubbed my bum hard with his schlong"
girl b:"Tell me didn't it hurt your butthole too much?"
girl a:"Nah, ya should try it for real it is really fucking awesome. He hammered me in the ass before blowing his cream all over my face"
girl b:"Blimey, I didn't know you were such a cumslut lol"
girl a:"And when ya blowed the two guys at the last party and got dped, weren't you a slut tho?"
girl b:"I recognize it, I wanted to have my holes rammed and fucked hard."
girl a:"Next time, we should organize a fuckfest including a blowjob contest with a cumswallowing competition so we will have more fun together."

After that I am not astonished of British babes.
Think of the British Killergram pornstars, they like big cocks, like to be jizzed, fucked in the ass and swallow cum. Tell me what's not to like???
Yes and for the note, a lot of British girls like anal sex so another yes for them :thumbsup:

They said schlong? Eh... who the fuck says schlong in Britain?

 

[DreamSparrow]

Now my real question is: does the American accent work in Britain like the English accent works in the US?

Honestly... ? You'd have better luck pretending to be Canadian. :tongue:

No-one will be able to tell the difference, and no-one's anti-Canadian, are they?

 

[Streetprogidy]

I'm study aboard in the U.K hopefully i get lucky..

 

[robbied196]

They said schlong? Eh... who the fuck says schlong in Britain?

:thumbsup: Exactly! The most unlikely worded British conversation I've read! Must have been a Wet Dream

 

[robbied196]

schlong, butthole, cream, cumslut, dped, fuckfest.

British version would be: Cock, Arse, Spunk, Slag, Double-deckered, Gangbang

 

[tartanterrier]

British version would be: Cock, Arse, Spunk, Slag, Double-deckered, Gangbang

Or even Dick,Chocolate starfish,dizz,spunk bucket,dp'd and spit roasted

 

[robbied196]

Or even Dick,Chocolate starfish,dizz,spunk bucket,dp'd and spit roasted

Ahhhh 'The Spit Roast' :thumbsup:

 

[Rattrap]

Honestly... ? You'd have better luck pretending to be Canadian. :tongue:

No-one will be able to tell the difference, and no-one's anti-Canadian, are they?

Heh. I noticed that last time I was there. No one over there was anti-traveling American either, though (I had every one of my drinks bought for me by total strangers when I was traveling there). I was told frequently that their idea of Americans were that 40% never leave their home state, and anybody venturing outside the country were already a cut above the rest.