Broken Penis

[gloyster]

Ever had one of these?

It's quite a painful experience. It happened to me when I was about 15.

 

[STDiva]

 

[emceeemcee]

I think i had one at a chinese restaurant once

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Can we WTC7 this guy?

 

[Sinmaker]

:wtf:

 

[sallyfields]

how can you break something with out a bone in it? low i once broke my ex in half he was a right dick.

 

[Torre82]

Oh hey, I've got a slightly defective one. It's big, it spooges pornstar amounts, but it only works with ONE girl and ONE guy. and I'm that one guy. Jack it or get into my ex's hole. :shrug: A'course it doesnt help that I drink a lot, but EVEN BEFORE THAT, MAN! EVEN BEFORE THAT! :oints at you all sternly, walks away::

heh heh.. oh well. She still talks to me. among other... things.

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Is this when you fell and broke your skull too?

 

[izabelplayer]

how does it break? it doesn't even have any bones. lo.

 

[Mayhem]

Caught mine in me zipper once. Does that count?

 

[Not Sure]

I got it bent the other day. Scared me a bit and kinda ruined the mood.

 

[lurkingdirk]

 

[Henrik Larsson]

Once
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture

 

[Ravenholm]

Nope. Never had one of those. And I hope to fuck I never do. The amount of masterbating I do it's a wonder it's not snapped off yet!.

 

[Henrik Larsson]

It must be painful anyway, especially that picture in the wiki article.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Well, there was the one time I was in the FreeOnes office, alone with Petra...

 

[Henrik Larsson]

Well, there was the one time I was in the FreeOnes office, alone with Petra...

You enjoyed it. It was Petra afterall.

 

[YMIHERE]

Actual photoshoped xray proof.

 

[Not Sure]

Football to the groin is now the second biggest contributor to broken penis behind sport fucking.

 

[L3ggy]

Poor Moleman.