Bros before ho's.

[STDiva]

awww i love you too alisa

She's not going to sleep with you.

 

[Member442]

awww i love you too alisa

:kiss:
Aren't you worried the bros are going to be all upset now.

 

[BadNewsBewes]

 

[meesterperfect]

I buy new boots today.

 

[PirateKing]

Bros better get me 2 hos for every one I have to sacrifice for their sake.

A true bro doesn't get between me and my ho's though.

 

[STDiva]

A true ho doesn't make you choose between her and your bro.

 

[brodkill]

a trew hoe makes you a sangy wright after you blow your load

 

[Deepcover]

sounds like a sex party. coke and booze make deepcover a limp dick:horse:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

a trew hoe makes you a sangy wright after you blow your load

A perfect hoe makes the sammich while you're fucking her ass over the kitchen table, stopping only to hand you a cold crispy beer to replenish strength and vitality ......before you go out for the night leaving her many assorted messes to clean up

Bros.

 

[Automate]

These are exactly the sort of threads that get swiftly closed by DOA. I'm pretty sure.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Didja break up with her?

 

[STDiva]

Didja break up with her?

Not yet, but I sense the end is near.

 

[squallumz]

id never choose some stupid male friend over a girl.

after you've lived a little, you realize how dumb friends are. at least with girls you might get lucky and find a keeper. and a good female keeper is worth a hell of a lot more than some dude.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

These are exactly the sort of threads that get swiftly closed by DOA. I'm pretty sure.

But not absolutely sure, and in that restless place between certainty and uncertainty lies the very meat and marrow of life.

And a lot of dick jokes.

 

[STDiva]

id never choose some stupid male friend over a girl.

after you've lived a little, you realize how dumb friends are. at least with girls you might get lucky and find a keeper. and a good female keeper is worth a hell of a lot more than some dude.

Technically this "bro" is a ho, but she's my bro and she's been my bro for years and years. You don't ditch a friend like that for some broad.

 

[Tittyman5000]

Hennessy? :dunno:

 

[STDiva]

Vodka.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Not yet, but I sense the end is near.

Does that mean you and I will be one again?

And vodka? Ooh, usually you are the beer, uptown Hennessy type.

 

[STDiva]

Does that mean you and I will be one again?

And vodka? Ooh, usually you are the beer, uptown Hennessy type.

We were always one.

 

[Tittyman5000]