Can you name the Magic 8 Ball answers?

[HeartBroker]

"The Magic 8 Ball is a hollow plastic sphere resembling an oversized, black and white 8-ball. Inside is a cylindrical reservoir containing a white, plastic, icosahedral die floating in alcohol with dissolved dark blue dye. The die is hollow, with openings in each face, allowing the die to fill with fluid, giving the plastic die minimal buoyancy. Each of the 20 faces of the die has an affirmative, negative, or non-committal statement printed on it in raised letters. There is a transparent window on the bottom of the Magic 8 Ball through which these messages can be read."

How many of the 20 answers can you recall?
Exactly?
(Without cheating!)


Here's my prediction:
"Don't count on it"



~HB

 

[Ace Bandage]

● It is certain
● It is decidedly so
● Without a doubt
● Yes – definitely
● You may rely on it

● As I see it, yes
● Most likely
● Outlook good
● Signs point to yes
● Yes

● Reply hazy, try again
● Ask again later
● Better not tell you now
● Cannot predict now
● Concentrate and ask again

● Don't count on it
● My reply is no
● My sources say no
● Outlook not so good
● Very doubtful

/thread
:thefinger

 

[BlueBalls]

I never had a magic 8 ball, but I can assume: "Fuck off and die, you rancid pile of pig shit who will never amount to anything" wasn't one of the answers? Shame, if more of a child's questions were answered in that sort of a fashion the world would be a far greater place than it is right now. Full of rainbows and sunshine, I imagine.

 

[HeartBroker]

● It is certain
● It is decidedly so
● Without a doubt
● Yes – definitely
● You may rely on it

● As I see it, yes
● Most likely
● Outlook good
● Signs point to yes
● Yes

● Reply hazy, try again
● Ask again later
● Better not tell you now
● Cannot predict now
● Concentrate and ask again

● Don't count on it
● My reply is no
● My sources say no
● Outlook not so good
● Very doubtful

/thread
:thefinger

You suck and I hate you more now!

 

[Ace Bandage]

You suck and I hate you more now!

Hugs?

:angels:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

● It is certain
● It is decidedly so
● Without a doubt
● Yes – definitely
● You may rely on it

● As I see it, yes
● Most likely
● Outlook good
● Signs point to yes
● Yes

● Reply hazy, try again
● Ask again later
● Better not tell you now
● Cannot predict now
● Concentrate and ask again

● Don't count on it
● My reply is no
● My sources say no
● Outlook not so good
● Very doubtful

/thread
:thefinger

*coughs* Google ....

 

[squallumz]

fuck google.

but yeah, i smell a cheat. and a turd. hmm.


ps. proof of cheat: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_8-Ball#Possible_Answers

annnnnd :ban:

 

[LukeEl]

Do not collect 200$ while passing "GO" whoops wrong game, better get back in my thimble and hop away.

 

[maildude]

We didn't have a Magic 8 Ball growing up. Mom used to make us skin cats and boil chickens.

 

[Ace Bandage]

*coughs* Google ....

fuck google.

but yeah, i smell a cheat. and a turd. hmm.


ps. proof of cheat: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_8-Ball#Possible_Answers

annnnnd :ban:

Wow, there's no putting anything past you two super sleuths. Maybe next time you can team up to find Carmen Sandiego.

Of course I cheated. That's the easiest way to win.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Wow, there's no putting anything past you two super sleuths. Maybe next time you can team up to find Carmen Sandiego.

Of course I cheated. That's the easiest way to win.

Cheating is good

 

[lurkingdirk]

I always used my own balls as the magic 8 ball. They only had one answer, though.

Make us unload our goodness often and at any cost

Seemed like good advice in every situation.

 

[HeartBroker]

Wow, there's no putting anything past you two super sleuths. Maybe next time you can team up to find Carmen Sandiego.

Of course I cheated. That's the easiest way to win.

You will never win another SOTW

 

[squallumz]

i think i just found carmen sandiego ....... in your butt.

 

[HeartBroker]

You Win !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tittyman5000]

I broke mine and drank the yummy blue juice inside Later filled it with vaseline and well you know the rest........

 

[HeartBroker]

Some bitches will eat the dirt!


Damm, no ketchup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ace Bandage]

You will never win another SOTW

Oh no! This is my disappointed face.

That thread is a joke. There's a little collection of members who vote for you every week regardless of the competition. So congrats on winning a contest that you're in charge of running. I hope that's a big ego boost for you.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Oh no! This is my disappointed face.

That thread is a joke. There's a little collection of members who vote for you every week regardless of the competition. So congrats on winning a contest that you're in charge of running. I hope that's a big ego boost for you.

You certainly make plenty of noise when you don't win it for someone who doesn't care.

I call

 

[Ace Bandage]

You certainly make plenty of noise when you don't win it for someone who doesn't care.

I call

Not anymore. I made my thoughts clear in the SOTW thread. Now I don't participate there anymore.

And I only talk about it when someone else brings it up to me.