Carpet Munchers: You prefer carpet, rug or wood floor? Do you eat pussy?

[DocSmith1]

I am a heterosexual guy and I am an avowed carpet muncher, pussy eater, cunt licker, whatever one wishes to call it. I don't have a deep-seeded reason as to why, except I really love how a woman tastes and I get so hard hearing her moan, her pussy getting all wet, and cummong on my tongue, and then the way her eyes look as she has cum and now wants to again and again. That gets me so hard, I will have sex for hours after that. Whilst one might think this would mean I prefer a smooth pussy, I have to honestly say I rather have a woman with a carpet myself. That may go back to when I first saw nude pictures in a magazine and the girl had bush, but I definitely love hairpie, as opposed to a wood floor.

Questions:

Sex: Are you male or female?

What do you prefer: carpet (full bush); rug (trimmed, or strip); or wood floor smooth?

 

[CptHa]

Tile > Carpet.

 

[ThatRedWing]

It depend on what else I have eaten and if I have to floss.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I like trimmed or shaved because I'm not fond of gagging on hairballs caught in my throat, but I've been known to go down on hairy women before.

 

[busaguy79]

No hair for me, love a polished tile floor but any clean pussy is good pussy to me!

 

[ban-one]

Prefer hairless, but trimmed is okay, as long as it's enough to not get hairs in my mouth.

 

[Legzman]

underlayment > tile

 

[lurkingdirk]

Grout > Cement Board.





What the fuck am I on about?

 

[BCT]

Yes I eat pussy and I prefer shaved but I will land on the strip as well

 

[bahodeme]

Give me a waxed tile floor. The wood floor might have splinters (stubble).

 

[RichardNailder]

I like a girl with a little rug so I can taste the last guys cum and my own buggers.

 

[hexsianide]

Shaved all the way

 

[squallumz]

Shaved all the way

you shave your carpet?!

you realize you may not get your security deposit back..

 

[dbradford8589]

I prefer at least a rug.