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Carpet

paymeones

^ yes thats me!
Fuck. Earlier I ran a black light across my bedroom carpet and it's absolutely disgusting. I bought $5 cleaner from the store and went over it and it's still somewhat visible. Any help?
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Yeah, throw the fucking black light out. Well, that or stop ejaculating on the carpet... you sick freak!
 

gunslingingbird

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
If you use a black light in BlueBalls' room it looks like a planetarium. It's actually pretty neat seeing all the constellations all over the walls and the ceiling.
 

CSkylar86

The Rules, of course I have read them!
I bought $5 cleaner from the store and went over it and it's still somewhat visible. Any help?

Being cheep eh? Those $5 cleaners don't have the proper enzymes/surfactants in it...just watered down BS... Go up 5-6 notches and get a damn machine...also IMO...way too much information....
 

Facetious

Moderated
Being cheep eh? Those $5 cleaners don't have the proper enzymes/surfactants in it...just watered down BS... Go up 5-6 notches and get a damn machine...also IMO...way too much information....


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..Make sure that the machine is a hot water spray/extraction designed machine... something like a Rug Doctor, those Red Colored machines that are often rented at various retail stores, those things pick up the shit! You'll be astonished to see what the recovered detergent/water solution looks like when you go to dump the 2 gallon recovery tank... particularly if you're dumping into a white colored basin..!:eek:

..If you decide to go this route of cleaning, it'll cost you about $40 in total for the 24 hr. rental and the detergent concentrate. Don't buy the Rug Dr. brand of detergent located at the point of rental because it's really pricey and it didn't work as well as the ''Zep'' brand available at Home ''Repo''. I always make an additional pass over the cleaned carpet with the machine in the vacuum only mode... your carpet will dry much quicker this way.

I bought my Rug Doc ''WIDE" machine about ten years ago and I use it regularly and only in my residence... I'm pleased to say that it works as good as the day I bought it. :nanner:


WAY Too Much Info, huh? :tongue: :1orglaugh
 

STDiva

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
I just called my local porno shop to see if they had any heavy duty carpet cleaners.

Why...why would a Porno shop have carpet cleaner? Especially heavy duty?

"Here you go sir. Edward Dildohands, and a heavy duty carpet cleaner just in case you slaughter an animal during the movie."
 

Supafly

Moderator
Staff member
Bronze Member
Question: If you keep spurting genetic material aound - why do you have a carpet?

Get a hardwood floor, you can sweep that and it's all good
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Staff member
Question: If you keep spurting genetic material aound - why do you have a carpet?

Get a hardwood floor, you can sweep that and it's all good

Or tiles. Just don't invest in granite...it sucks up nearly every type of fluid spilled on it unless you clean it up right away. I hate my granite floor...
 
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