Carpet

[D-rock]

Maybe you will be better off just not knowing in the first place if you don't like cleaning up carpet. You need to have better control.

...that or have barriers put up around you. :1orglaugh

 

[Supafly]

^ Take it from someone who knows what he's talking about.

Nothing tidier than a stainless steel cube!!!

 

[Rane1071]

Carpet? . Sounds like you need a good shag.

 

[tiger1977]

Swallow

 

[CamilleCrimson]

I'm fairly sure this is the best thread I've ever read. Carry on.

 

[Will E Worm]

Earlier I ran a black light across my bedroom carpet and it's absolutely disgusting.

:eeew: Stop using the black light and stop peeing and other thing on the carpet.

I bought $5 cleaner from the store and went over it and it's still somewhat visible. Any help?

Oxiclean

You might have to rent a steam cleaner.

 

[paymeones]

I scrubbed the shit out of it and now it's to the point of average amount of carpet stain. Before it was a god damn planetarium.