Cars that repel women

[wingman00]

Hell - the last crack whore I dated was happy with pretty much any old car that was big enough for her to live in.

do you actually date crack whores (prostitutes on cocaine)? or is that the way you refer to women?

either way, it doesn't speak very well about you.

 

[Henrik Larsson]

do you actually date crack whores (prostitutes on cocaine)? or is that the way you refer to women?

either way, it doesn't speak very well about you.

 

[wingman00]

what's your problem?

 

[lurkingdirk]

what's your problem?

Don't mind him, he has a small, syphilitic penis. He takes it out on people here at FreeOnes.

Also, in regard to your question

 

[wingman00]

Don't mind him, he has a small, syphilitic penis. He takes it out on people here at FreeOnes.

Also, in regard to your question

it was a rhetorical question. of course he is just lacking manners.

 

[Henrik Larsson]

Don't mind him, he has a small, syphilitic penis. He takes it out on people here at FreeOnes.

Truth

 

[lurkingdirk]

it was a rhetorical question. of course he is just lacking manners.

He may lack manners, but you may lack smarts.

Don't get mad, I'm just stating possibilities. Anything is possible.

P.S. Don't take things so seriously. No one else here is.

 

[Rey C.]

I don't think that the car matters. I've pulled plenty of ass with my Honda Civic.

I am incredibly charming though. That might be the cause...

I was just happy to hear that you talked your way out of that traffic stop where they found the plastic sheets, chloroform and duct tape in your trunk. So no, the car doesn't matter and yes, charm clearly comes in handy.

A car that repels me (I don't know how women feel about it) is the Smart car. For some odd (psychologically based) reason, I get an urge to flip them on their side whenever I see them parked somewhere. I hate those shitty little cars - I just don't know exactly why!

 

[STDiva]

Vipers, Jeeps and Muscle cars do not belong on this list. At all.

 

[tynar]

I'm pretty certain my Saturn Vue is chick repellent, but it is good for the kids and groceries. The wife is probably happy with the repellent qualities.

 

[Henrik Larsson]

He may lack manners, but you may lack smarts.

Don't get mad, I'm just stating possibilities. Anything is possible.

P.S. Don't take things so seriously. No one else here is.

:dito:

 

[lurkingdirk]

:dito:

Fuck you, man! Don't you take my words. What the hell is wrong with you? I should bitch slap you with my dick until you get the point.

Fight!

 

[wingman00]

:dito:

look who's talking :rofl:

 

[grower_boy]

Why is everyone so damn hostile in this thread? Maybe you guys have been repelling the ladies lately...

 

[lurkingdirk]

Why is everyone so damn hostile in this thread? Maybe you guys have been repelling the ladies lately...

What the hell is wrong with you? Who are you calling hostile? I should take a dump on your chest.

 

[STDiva]

:dito:

Oh the hipocracy!

I don't need a car to repel women. I let my 8 inch long, tangled up armpit hair that hangs out of my shirt sleeve do that for me.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Oh the hipocracy!

I don't need a car to repel women. I let my 8 inch long, tangled up armpit hair that hangs out of my shirt sleeve do that for me.

Don't forget your nose hair. That certainly helps.

 

[abrogate]

What the hell is wrong with you? Who are you calling hostile? I should take a dump on your chest.

I just got a woodrow.

 

[Henrik Larsson]

look who's talking :rofl:

Oh the hipocracy!

I have no idea how that was hypocrisy, but anyway

 

[Facetious]

how about the windstar?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Windstar

The Ford Aerostar too.... and wait, we can't forget Lee Iacoca's Reliant K-Cars... the disposable boxy pieces of junk they were.

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Here's one... '74 AMC Matador ... pretty groovey, eh?

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:eeew: What kinds of drugs were the auto designers of the seventies on?!! I want some!



NOT!:rofl: