Celebrity Boxing

[maildude]

There was this guy that lived on my block when I was a kid. Mr. Franz I think was his name. Anyway, he had this Oldsmobile with no motor parked on the street in front of his house. So he would get his kicks like this: he'd go out and find an old mannequin...like from a department store or something. And he'd dress it up, and then he'd put it in the front seat of the car like it was driving or something. All the kids would freak out and think it was a dead body, and then Mr. Franz would turn around and change the mannequin, and the kids would freak out again and say, "God! He's got another dead body in there!" or something like that. I think the guy died a while later, but I'm not for sure.

 

[MrsWalker]

There was this guy that lived on my block when I was a kid. Mr. Franz I think was his name. Anyway, he had this Oldsmobile with no motor parked on the street in front of his house.

Honey, I think you may have replied to the wrong thread. How many beers have your been drinking tonight?

 

[LukeEl]

Why such violence can't we all just get along?

 

[MrsWalker]

Joan Rivers vs Melissa Rivers

Joan Rivers (born Joan Alexandra Molinsky; June 8, 1933) is an American comedian, television personality and actress. She is known for her brash manner and her loud, raspy voice with a heavy New York accent.

Melissa Rivers (born January 20, 1968) is an American television host and the daughter of Joan Rivers.

Ding!

Joan gives her daughter an unexpected uppercut and she slumps to the canvas!

Ladies and gentleman, Joan Rivers just knocked out her daughter Melissa in the first ten seconds!

Who would ever have thought that she it in her? Joan has show us again that she can stand in the ring with the best of them and come out on top! Hooray for Joan!

Okay, who is next?

 

[Henrik Larsson]

Joan Rivers vs Melissa Rivers

Joan Rivers (born Joan Alexandra Molinsky; June 8, 1933) is an American comedian, television personality and actress. She is known for her brash manner and her loud, raspy voice with a heavy New York accent.

Melissa Rivers (born January 20, 1968) is an American television host and the daughter of Joan Rivers.

Ding!

Joan gives her daughter an unexpected uppercut and she slumps to the canvas!

Ladies and gentleman, Joan Rivers just knocked out her daughter Melissa in the first ten seconds!

Who would ever have thought that she it in her? Joan has show us again that she can stand in the ring with the best of them and come out on top! Hooray for Joan!

Okay, who is next?

Who are you? :wtf:

 

[MrsWalker]

Pink (the singer) vs Christina Aguilera

Alecia Beth Moore (born September 8, 1979), better known by her stage name "Pink", is an American singer-songwriter and musician.

Christina Aguilera (born December 18, 1980) is an American recording artist and actress.

Ding!

Pink walks up slowly to Christina and delivers an uppercut that lifts her off her feet and she slumps to the canvas like a bag of potatoes! Oh my God, I have never seen anything like that! Someone call a doctor!

Ladies and gentleman, Pink just knocked out Christina Aguilera in the first five seconds of the first round! I have always wanted to see that little bitch get her ass kicked!

Okay, who is next?

 

[Henrik Larsson]

I'm not trying to be offensive but are you actually a psycopath?

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

They already had the REAL version on TV. Anyone remember that? It was either Fox Sports or VH1, I can't remember.

 

[Henrik Larsson]

Ricky Gervais did one.

 

[MrsWalker]

Snoop Dogg vs Dr. Dre

Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr. (born October 20, 1971), better known by his stage name "Snoop Dogg", is an American rapper, record producer, marijuana activist, actor and entertainer.

Andre Romelle Young (born February 18, 1965), primarily known by his stage name "Dr. Dre", is an American record producer, rapper, record executive, and occasional actor.

Ding!

Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre walk to the middle of ring and face each other!

They look angry for a moment then smile and take off their boxing gloves.

Wait a minute, the curtain behind me opens and there is an orchestra playing! What is going on here? This is supposed to be a celebrity fight and not a concert!

After their assistants give them microphones and they begin singing.

I forget all about celebrity boxing and enjoy the show.

Okay, who is next?

No, there is nobody that can top that for entertainment, but to pay the bills, and we have got to get some more celebrities in here to box.

How about Al Sharpton Jesse Jackson?

 

[MrsWalker]

Al Sharpton vs Jesse Jackson

Alfred Charles "Al" Sharpton, Jr. (born October 3, 1954) is an American Baptist minister, civil rights activist, and radio talk show host.

Jesse Louis Jackson, Sr. (born October 8, 1941) is an African-American civil rights activist and Baptist minister

Ding!

Alfred gives Jesse an uppercut and he slumps to the canvas! His friend Don King comes out of the audience and they begin singing, "God Bless America" while Don waves around an American Flag.

Looking back on the years that I have been an announcer for "Celebrity Boxing", I don't think that I have seen anything so "off the wall". This celebrity fight sets the standard for lowest form of entertainment, but it pays good, so I will keep doing it.

Okay, who is next?

 

[squallumz]

oh wow, something different happened. :horse:

 

[MrsWalker]

I'm not trying to be offensive but are you actually a psycopath?

You are offensive, and you just insulted me.

I am doing nothing more than adding to my original thread. I think that some FreeOnes members may think that my posts are humorous.

Evidently you do not think my thread is humorous, so why don't you click on another one instead of raining on my parade.

Do you think that you are better than me because you have more posts. Do you "get off" on insulting newbies? Does that make you feel good inside knowing that your old time FreeOnes friends will chime in with you and laugh.

Do you feel better now that I responded to you insult.

Maybe you should think about what you are doing, and direct your energy toward another avenue. An avenue that has an exit and not a dead end.

The bus just stopped and you should get off.

 

[Henrik Larsson]

You are offensive, and you just insulted me.

I am doing nothing more than adding to my original thread. I think that some FreeOnes members may think that my posts are humorous.

Evidently you do not think my thread is humorous, so why don't you click on another one instead of raining on my parade.

I see humor where you see a situation where you can step and insult a member of FreeOnes that recently joined.

Do you feel better now that I responded to you insult.

Maybe you should think about what you are doing, and direct your energy in at another avenue.

The bus just stopped at your exit. Have a nice day.... Mrs Walker.

Are you lonely?

I don't know if anyone finds this thread humorous, literally all you have done is say two names, they step into the ring and every single time it is an uppercut to the canvas.
What you are posting isn't funny, no one is laughing. Many of your posts are annoying(mine probably are too though). Why would i feel better that you responded, it seems like it is you who needs people to reply to help you with your evident lonliness, given this thread and all the times that you have posted in it, no one else is replying with huge amounts of praise.

 

[MrsWalker]

Are you lonely?

What you are posting isn't funny, no one is laughing. Many of your posts are annoying. Why would i feel better that you responded, it seems like it is you who needs people to reply to help you with your evident lonliness, given this thread and all the times that you have posted in it, no one else is replying with huge amounts of praise.

Honey, the crime you are committing is called stalking. Please do not ever address me personally again and stay away from me.

Thank you.

 

[Henrik Larsson]

Honey, the crime you are committing is called stalking. Please do not ever address me personally again and stay away from me.

Thank you.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :goodpost: :rofl2:

You are too funny.

Stalker, SERIOUSLY?

 

[squallumz]

pfft! :drama:

 

[BCT]

Priceless

 

[Henrik Larsson]

pfft! :drama:

Priceless

What's this?, is it the two biggest trolls having a stand off?

Me and mr walker of course, not you two.

 

[MrsWalker]

Danny DeVito vs Mini-Me

Daniel Michael DeVito, Jr. (known as Danny DeVito, born November 17, 1944) is an American actor, comedian, director, and producer.

Verne J. Troyer (born January 1, 1969), is an American stand-up comedian, actor, stuntman and performer, best known for playing "Mini-Me" in the Austin Powers series.

Ding!

Danny DeVito gives Verne an uppercut and he slumps to the canvas!

Oh my God, I feel sorry for the midget! He is just laying there lifeless and I feel sorry for him like when I did when I watched the Austin Power movies.

Wait a minute, he opens his his eyes and socks Danny in the balls!

Oh my God, that was a good one! For Verne's little size, he packs a good punch!

Danny goes down in pain and Mini-Me is the winner!

Okay, who is next?