Cheesiest Pick-Up Line

[Arden Adamz]

is there a mirror in your pocket? because I can see myself in your pants!!

 

[Supafly]

That I have to remember

 

[316sherm]

 

[DietCrush]

your daddy must have been a theif, because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes lol

wanna go out for pizza and a fuck? what's a the matter, you don't like pizza?

(guy)excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weights? (girl) No
(guy) enough to break the ice, hi my name is...

 

[STDiva]

I bet I could beat you at MW2.

You defragment my life.

I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

 

[pete rose]

"im depressed. let me touch your boobs. I JUST WANT TO FEEL SOMETHING.

 

[Kingfisher]

Worst one I've gotten :

Him: "Hey baby, do you work at Subway?"
Me: "Umm, no, why?"
Him: "Because you just gave me a footlong!"
Me: "errr.....I'm not hungry"

Should have said... Looks like a limp turkey from here...

 

[HE1FiNEARTiST]

my older sister told me once, never use the pick-up line "wanna fuck?" well, i've used it at the bar, strip club and dance club and 20 out of 30 times i've scored.

 

[sierratango1]

I lost my number, can I have yours?

 

[STDiva]

my older sister told me once, never use the pick-up line "wanna fuck?" well, i've used it at the bar, strip club and dance club and 20 out of 30 times i've scored.

No you didn't.

 

[Supafly]

No you didn't.

I have to share that emotion

Back on topic... I remember a friend's 18th birthday, way back when. He obviously wanted to get laid that night. My best female friend, Simone and me witnessed him all evening, chatting up to so many girls. Always the same line:

'Come on baby, give ne a chance, just this night!'

He really had put some thought into the process, as he first tried it on the real hot ones, and seemed to go down a mental list of sorts. And after something lick one and a half hours, he scored.

It's all about sticktoitiveness and having a high frustration tolerance. If you do not give up, some time you get it

Of course, he could have done the list in reverse, and try the hot ones after they had a lot of those free vodka drinks he provided, but in the end, it's all good

 

[GoodAsh]

Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?'

I knew a guy in high school who had a set of business cards printed up. They had his name, phone number, and the 'Chairman of Olympic Cheerleading Committee.' Dumb girls thought it was real. Smart girls thought it was hilarious.

 

[STDiva]

What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.

If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1

I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with

 

[luis1972]

You are the friend of ......, aren't you?

 

[Fairchild]

"You have been a VERY naughty girl, and now I must tie you up ans spank you".

Hasn't worked yet, but when it does, it's going to be legend...wait for it...dary!

 

[Deepcover]

You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Did anyone ever tell you that your eyes look like space crystals?

 

[CapitalOne]

if i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and I together

 

[Atar554]

"Excuse me, do you wash your pants in Windex?"

"No."

"Really?, cause baby I can see myself in'em."

 

[Danglyparts]

how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice. lame.