Cheesiest Pick-Up Line

[bustybbwlover]

am i dead? cuz i'm looking at an angel...that one's pretty fucking retarded

 

[gunslingingbird]

Are we in Florida? Because I wanna bang you like a screen door in a hurricane.

 

[shimmy2]

you like ficky-ficky? oh-kay my fren! (only works in the carribean with no english girls)

 

[Smith388]

me: "What if I said you were one the most girls I have ever seen"

her: "Then I woudl say I have a boyfriend"

me: "Then I would walk away"

epic fail lol

 

[ralph furley]

"hi. let's fuck"
i got it from arnold schwarzeneggar