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aly25

I shoot my load further than you can pee!
It's true that after she dumped her husband she lost a lot of weight, so her boobies unfortunately got smaller...
 

Henrik Larsson

Less than 1,000 posts away from my free Freeones T-shirt
“As she pulled her pants down and lay over the tattoo bench, I tried to settle the nerves by letting her know that it was a relatively painless procedure,” a candid Justin said. “’You will only feel a small prick,’ I told her.

“’I'd rather be feeling a big one!’ she responded. And that was it. All hell was let loose in the trouser department, or kept restricted as it turned out.”

A sudden and unexpected flow of blood to the groin area caused a massive involuntary erection within the restricted confines of Justin’s underpants.

“For the next 11 hours I had to work on the smooth, lightly scented bottom of Cheryl Cole while trying desperately to keep that erection at bay,” he said. “It was hell.”

Justin attempted to quell his erection by desperately trying to recall the names of all post-war British prime ministers, the counties of the UK and British number one singles of 1998.

“With every push of the needle into Cheryl’s glistening derriere she would let out a low moan, breaking my concentration and precipitating another surge of blood to my engorged member,” an ashen-faced Justin recalled.

I don't think i could have held it down either
http://www.thenewsgrind.com/celebrity/cheryl-cole-tattoo-artist-suffered-dislocated-penis/
 

Commander01

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Wow
 

CherylFan

Closed Account
How much would Ashley want to spill the beans about her likes - what her fantasies and fetishes are, what she really likes, how she sounds when she cums...
 

Henrik Larsson

Less than 1,000 posts away from my free Freeones T-shirt
How much would Ashley want to spill the beans about her likes - what her fantasies and fetishes are, what she really likes, how she sounds when she cums...

Not much. He is a bit of a dick and he plays for Chelsea. Two horrible things right there
 

monicasilver

My Girlfriend is a Blowup Doll!
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