Child Safety Advice From An Expert

[mrtrebus]

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/ex_pedophile_shares_tips_on_how

 

[Supafly]

I am sure he is right about lots of the things he says - but how will it go down on our kids if we mess up their hair and put them in dirty, old clothes?

Of course, that is a way to save on brand clothes, but should we sacrifice happy days just because there is a slight greater chance that our kids get molested?

Better put them into karate school from an early age, I'd say.

 

[Boothbabe]

I am sure he is right about lots of the things he says - but how will it go down on our kids if we mess up their hair and put them in dirty, old clothes?

Of course, that is a way to save on brand clothes, but should we sacrifice happy days just because there is a slight greater chance that our kids get molested?

Better put them into karate school from an early age, I'd say.

You do know ONN is a satirical site don't you?

 

[mrtrebus]

Better put them into karate school from an early age, I'd say.

Yes! They look SO adorable in them lil Kung fu pyjamas!

 

[Supafly]

No I didn't know.

I had a strange feeling while watching that clip, but as I have personal issues with pedophiles because it happened in my family and friends families, I took it as serious.