jason, maybe what you need to do is get some of your all-American brothers in arms to gather up your munitions and storm the White House to take it back from Obama the Kenyan Communist, fascist, peacenik, totalitarian, Marxist, corporatist, Nazi terrorist.
...and dig through his drawers until you can finally find that birth certificate which PROVES he was born in Africa!!!
(btw, to any NSA people monitoring things here - I was just kidding; I don't really think he should try this; and I probably shouldn't joke about it, I know, as there are surely some loons out there plotting just this sort of thing - sorry!

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