Cleveland man airlifted to hospital after fight with cat

[Ulysses31]

:1orglaugh

At some point during the attack, the man and the cat reportedly were injured by a knife the man was holding.

http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/2011/05/09/man-airlifted-to-hospital-after-fight-with-cat/

Man airlifted after fight with cat


A Cleveland man was attacked by a housecat Friday afternoon and the man's injuries are so severe that he had to be taken by air ambulance to Memorial Hermann Hospital in Houston.

The altercation between the man and the animal occurred at a home on CR 3182 a few miles south of Cleveland in Liberty County.

At some point during the attack, the man and the cat reportedly were injured by a knife the man was holding. The man was taken to Cleveland Regional Medical Center before being transported to Houston.

Game wardens Danny Diaz and Adam Broll captured the cat. It was taken to Big Thicket Animal Hospital for examination.

The man's identity is unknown at this time.

Game Warden Danny Diaz expected to find an animal a little more fierce than the tabby cat he encountered when he was called to a home on CR 3182 in Cleveland on Friday. The cat, like the one pictured, was mortally wounded by a man who attacked the cat with a knife after the cat reportedly attacked the man. During the struggle with the cat, the man sustained cuts and injuries so serious that he had to be taken by air ambulance to Memorial Hermann Hospital in Houston. The cat was later euthanized by a Cleveland veterinarian.


http://www.yourhoustonnews.com/cleveland/news/article_3f8b7022-782a-11e0-b12d-001cc4c002e0.html

 

[squallumz]

what a douche!

and wtf. they euthanized the wrong animal.

sad sad sad.

 

[Danglyparts]

damn orangecat, why'd you go and have to fuck that guy up?

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Actually, that cat does look like a little fuckin prick. No doubt a serious trouble maker. Seriously.

 

[Marlo Manson]

::Shakes Head:: :wtf: Foolish Man You Never bring a Knife to a Gun fight! :2 cents:

"Eric Cartmans voice" BAD KITTY!! :rofl2:

I was wondering where the Ninja cat I trained escaped too? :uohs:

That's one bad Cat!

His brothers were PitBulls. :surprise:

On a serious note I hope the guy survives his epic fight with his pet cat.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I believe it all started with the shout ' ... and who are you calling a fucking pussy?'

After that, the minion scored highly in all rounds, including knife fighting (training is everything) and was only taken down after the guy cheated and called for help.

Fuck him. He got what was coming to him.

 

[Ulysses31]

Actually, that cat does look like a little fuckin prick. No doubt a serious trouble maker. Seriously.

That wasn't the actual cat, it says like the one picture. I'm hoping the real one was 10x bigger

On a serious note I hope the guy survives his epic fight with his pet cat.

I'm not sure it was his cat, could've been an intruder after catnip

 

[L3ggy]

That ain't Cat, that's Whimsicalzilla.

 

[kewlio65]

That doesn't even make sense, what an idiot. If you get owned by a house cat that badly then you deserve going to hospital.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Secret footage of Agent Pinky in training for the Cleveland Rumble .....

Pinky throws his killer move at 0:45. Prepare to be very, very amused.

 

[squallumz]

i remember Pinky!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

i remember Pinky!

Do you remember Burger & Fries? .... this little dude has a slight attitude, but reinforces the lesson:

Don't Fuck Around With An Angry Cat​

because they will

Fuck Your Shit Right Up​

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

The only thing I can suspect happened (seriously) is that he took one to the eye or the jugular. Seriously, have you ever got hit in the face by a cat? Those little bastards hit hard, and mine have razor sharp claws so...

But still, seriously dude? You won't live that one down.

 

[squallumz]

Do you remember Burger & Fries? .... this little dude has a slight attitude, but reinforces the lesson:

awww, no i never seen that one. its so sad though!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

cats are seriously strong ... most people underestimate just how strong they are. I did a rescue a few years back in a house where the moron owner had 80 cats, 50 of them un-fixed males ... nearly all were semi-wild. It took at least two people and, for one big male, three fully grown men to hold them steady for a few seconds to give it a vaccination ...

 

[squallumz]

yeah, cats can be pretty tough.

this makes me want to rescue all of them!

this is how i ended up with 4.

 

[Ulysses31]

Maybe he just went in to use the guys toilet and forgot to flush

 

[StanScratch]

What a fucking pussy.


Oh, and once again...fuck you, Ohio.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

cats are seriously strong ... most people underestimate just how strong they are. I did a rescue a few years back in a house where the moron owner had 80 cats, 50 of them un-fixed males ... nearly all were semi-wild. It took at least two people and, for one big male, three fully grown men to hold them steady for a few seconds to give it a vaccination ...

I tried to take my big ass Himalayan to the vet and it was a real trial, the little bugger really is a strong bastard not to mention (as above) his freaking razor claws, and I'm a pretty big dude. For sure, feral cats are dangerous suckers because of these things and of course diseases.

yeah, cats can be pretty tough.

this makes me want to rescue all of them!

this is how i ended up with 4.

My two were strays.

 

[squallumz]

My two were strays.

cool. one of mine was an honest stray. 2 of them were from a rescued mom who had a litter shorty after. the other my girl rescued from a really bad environment.