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Clowns caught in the Mexico drug gang war crossfire

~~whimsy~~

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
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You fucked with the wrong clowns!

We have friends.

Two street clowns were found dead in southeastern Mexico along with messages allegedly from a drug gang accusing them of working as army informers, their families said Tuesday.

Another 15 people were reported killed in the northern border state of Chihuahua overnight, including a woman who was beheaded, amid rampant drug violence across Mexico which killed more than 12,000 people last year alone.

The clowns were found in bright costumes and makeup on a roadside Sunday in the city of Villahermosa, bearing signs of torture and a message accusing them of being army informers, their families said.

The Tabasco state attorney general's office said they were found with a message attributing the crime to the Zetas drug gang, which is known to be active in the area.

Police meanwhile found a female head wrapped in a jacket in a park in the Chihuahua town of Jimenez, in the most gruesome of 15 murders uncovered overnight, the state attorney general's office said.

Eleven of the deaths occurred in the border city of Ciudad Juarez, across from El Paso, Texas, which has Mexico's highest murder rate.

More than 30,000 people have been killed in violence related to the drug trade across Mexico since December 2006, when the government launched a major military offensive against organized crime.

http://www.myfoxny.com/dpps/news/cl...ang-hit-in-mexico-dpgonc-20110105-fc_11308720

how long is this Mexico bullshit going to go on for? Why aren't they killed yet?

Ah well. Poor clowns. :(
 

PirateKing

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Sometimes the classic "Flower water squirter" prank doesn't go over too well.

Or perhaps they weren't satisfied with their balloon animals.
 

missdannigee

Wish I was a Moderator
Official Checked Star Member
lol thats horrible!

when i was on vacation i heard about the police officer that was shot by a sicko from the drug ring impersonating an officer! so the morons were dressing up as cops stealing the drugs from the actual runners...

i know it wont...but i hope this crap ends soon.
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
It doesn't matter how many clowns you kill. You kill one clown, about 40 more come out of that little car. It's a no-win solution, though I salute the Mexico drug cartel for at least attempting to address this world-wide problem, rather than ignore it.
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
Thank God. It took the Mexican drug cartels to end this horror. Thanks for nothing, U.S. State Department!
 

Red Spyder

Yes, I bribed and cheated to get this far
That report was all over the place. From Chihuahua in the north to Tabasco somewhere in the southeast. This link is in spanish but it's a bit more up to date and not so funny: (WARNING: graphic content)
http://www.blogdelnarco.com/
 

Master Roshi

All hail the FO Cult Mother!
yup over 20,000 dead on the southern border which is still wide open and pretty much anyone can pass through but the terrorists are gonna get us, we need the TSA to naked body scan everyone and frisk everyone at airports in the name of safety BUT the borders are still WIDE open because the government is 100 percent sure that no terrorist is gonna come through the southern border so they can leave it WIDE open, Mexico is done, there are pretty much a few rich who live there and control it all while the rest of the people are very poor and have to deal with drug dealing savages and this is what happens in a country when the rich get richer and the poor get poorer
 

~~whimsy~~

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
It doesn't matter how many clowns you kill. You kill one clown, about 40 more come out of that little car. It's a no-win solution, though I salute the Mexico drug cartel for at least attempting to address this world-wide problem, rather than ignore it.

That would be one colorful gang-rape, won't it? They tie them up with those never ending rainbow hankie, shove the honker up his ass and every time they yank his penis you hear the horn blow. They fill his mouth full of red noses so no one can hear them scream and just go to town on these Zetas.

When the clowns cum you hear a POP sound and a bunch of colorful confetti spray out of their wacky shaped white penises!

OMG! Clown rape is awesome!

lol...i like you

Back off my man! Stan is my property! :mad:
 

CunningStunts

I changed my middle-name to Freeones
Clowns gunned down... sad and funny.
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
They deserved it - I fucking hate clowns. Kill the fucking lot and burn their bodies :clown: :yahoo:
 
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