Competition time! Win THOUSANDS OF POUNDS OF STUDENT LOAN!

[vodkazvictim]

To win a prize of approximately -£19,000, simply select the correct answer from the poll options! I hope you feel lucky!

Yes, I know this sounds too good to be true, but I'm confident that I won't have to hand over the cash on the basis that nobody bothers with my poll threads, so nobody will guess the correct answer.
By the way, English pounds (£s) are worth more than american dollars ($s), so this competition involves a serious amount of legal tender.

The cash? Well in this country (England) we have student loans, mine comes in about £19,000 and I don't want it anymore (I want to live an aesthetic, spartan life), so I thought why not let someone else have it?
The exact amount escapes my mind at current because as interest acrues on it the amount changes, but I assure you it's well over £18,000.
In fact it's nearly £19,000.
And all my student loan can be YOURS if you're the lucky winner
Just select the correct answer from the poll options and hey presto, a lot of the money worries you have at current will seem insignificant

 

[Ace Bandage]

You're trying to give someone your student loan debt?

Is there any Chance you could fall on some rotating helicopter blades? I'd be very appreciative.

 

[vodkazvictim]

You're trying to give someone your student loan debt?

Is there any chance you could fall on some rotating helicopter blades? I'd be very appreciative.

Who said anything about debt?
MODS! The cancer that is andy ry has wormed his way through Freeones for more than long enough!
In the interests of generosity and improving the board I'm more than happy to give the prize to any Mod who bans him even if they don't guess the right answer!

 

[biomech]

Did I win?

 

[alexpnz]

Who said anything about debt?
MODS! The cancer that is andy ry has wormed his way through Freeones for more than long enough!
In the interests of generosity and improving the board I'm more than happy to give the prize to any Mod who bans him even if they don't guess the right answer!

^ This coming from a moron who is on here basically asking people for money to pay off his student loans thru one of your toilet bowl bound threads ...which is really quite ironic considering your about as dumb as a box of rocks, so 19k is probably WAY too much!

Fuck outta here already....

 

[vodkazvictim]

Did I win?

You must vote before you can win.
andy ry has been disqualified from the competition on the basis that he's a jackarse.

 

[Ace Bandage]

You must vote before you can win.
andy ry has been disqualified from the competition on the basis that he's a jackarse.

Like most of the people who view your threads, I didn't vote or give a shit about the topic.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Like most of the people who view your threads, I didn't vote or give a shit.

Why are you still alive?

 

[Ace Bandage]

Why are you still alive?

Mostly because I'm awesome.

 

[L3ggy]

His hatred keeps him alive.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I am currently making a YouTube video presenting evidence of why I should win and how it came to that. It will be about three hour evidence film. :hatsoff:

 

[vodkazvictim]

I am currently making a YouTube video presenting evidence of why I should win and how it came to that. It will be about three hour evidence film. :hatsoff:

Hint:
Taking part in the competition (IE voting) vastly increases your chance of winning.
One little click is all it takes Whimsy.
Someone could be £19,000 better off with one little click. Do you feel like clicking and making it happen?
:thumbsup:

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