Confession Pt. 2... Spongebob and I are close to breaking up...

[Spanky's Anger]

It was an honest mistake... anybody could have made it, but it happened to be me.

As many of you know, last week I finally came out of the mop-closet and heralded my love and gay affair with the loveable Spongebob Squarepants, which can be found posted here...

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=28163


Well, having been awestruck and dumbfounded by my new love affair with all things soft, absorbant, and having a big smile, curiosity got the best of me... and I fell into sin in a moment of passing weakness...

Spongebob walked in on me while involved in a threesome...



























I was being sexually sandwiched between these two blokes...

Fact is, between the Hamburger Helper fella and the Arby's stud, I just couldn't resist all that red meat.


I have pleaded with Spongebob to forgive me, but he's not spoken a word to me in two days...and he's got me sleeping on the couch.


On top of all this, both the above mentioned lovers keep calling. Spongebob won't lemme answer the phone... 'cause we've got caller I.D...

It's gonna be a bad week...

 

[member2686]

How appropriate -- your lovers are a left hand and a right hand. LMFAO :rofl2: HAHAHAHAAHHAAAA Enjoy the couch, Spanky!

 

[Spanky's Anger]

How appropriate -- your lovers are a left hand and a right hand. LMFAO :rofl2: HAHAHAHAAHHAAAA Enjoy the couch, Spanky!

Good eye!!! Glad you like my post!!! :hatsoff:



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[member5726]

What a freak...

 

[Kaboni]

Heh, good one.

 

[QBall1970]

It was an honest mistake... anybody could have made it, but it happened to be me.

SAY IT AIN'T SO... :dunno: :shocked:

And I was rooting for the two of you to have a long, fruitful life together. You were just so... PERFECT... together, man! :uohs:

ROTFLMFAO

I have to admire the creativity, Spanky!!! Damned good laughs, bro! :thumbsup:

Q

 

[Spanky's Anger]

I have to admire the creativity, Spanky!!! Damned good laughs, bro! :thumbsup:

Q

:hatsoff:

 

[Tachi]

I am deeply moved by all this. And what with Valentine's Day fast approaching, I hope you and the sponge sort things out.

 

[foxycougar]

Oh man....at least you weren't with Squidworth and his brass...

 

[ÆGEAN]

WAAAAAAAA!!! :laugh: good one!

 

[Spanky's Anger]

And if you want the truth, the reason I was cheating on him was that goddamned tooth of his... I kept scraping my d!ck on it--and well--BJ's from Spongebob just arent as nice as the Hamburger Helper hand or the Arby's oven mit...

And just think, those two offer choice meat!!! Spongebob just made me laugh alot...

 

[Spanky's Anger]

I just got BURNT!!!

While some of you may think this is some kind of sick joke... I just caught Spongebob in the middle of a fling with Barbara Striesand... at first, I thought she just might be washing dishes, but then--I realized--those suds aren't NORMAL...

And her laugh, her moan, her incesant rubbing... oh my god...

What have I done?

Spongebob is killing me softly with revenge...

I feel sapped...

 

[Goblin]

Okay... The first post was funny. That last one kind of sucked. The first one had me on the floor literally after Nightly pointed out that they were left and right hands.

 

[Spanky's Anger]

Okay... The first post was funny. That last one kind of sucked. The first one had me on the floor literally after Nightly pointed out that they were left and right hands.

Sorry about that... I was completely smashed when I posted that. To be totally honest, I don't even remember posting it. :dunno:

 

[Durty_Dog]

I'm sure you'll get over it, ignore the neg posts you're posting rules

 

[Spanky's Anger]

I'm sure you'll get over it, ignore the neg posts you're posting rules

Thanks, I'll try to come up with some crazy shit again a little later. I'm working on a terrorist article that oughtta be a laugh. :hatsoff:



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