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Damn Ninjas!

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Slam

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Thats not a ninja. Everyone knows that the guy wouldn't have enough time to look at him and quinch in horror before he was dead.
 

Asian Knight

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Slam said:
Thats not a ninja. Everyone knows that the guy wouldn't have enough time to look at him and quinch in horror before he was dead.

Your right, its just the ninja costume.

Got one of my own, white one though. I've done a lil ninja training mind you. Do I excel in it? Depends on who is sneaking up on me from behind. If I know ya, I'll let ya sneak up. If I don't know ya, consider yourself a organ donor. Its scary being around me, take this from one who knows how to lurk in the shadows.

Want proof, I'd post my permit to carry my katana around in public. But only in public. If I use it as an actual weapon, I'd get arrested. Almost had to use it as a weapon, just glad I didn't have to. Or we'd see another "Bobbitization" so to speak. Saved a girl from being raped by a gang of thugs who wanted her cash.

I have a white, black, red and blue one. Camo one as well but I don't use em nor the weapons. Tonfas maybe but I got a permit for my shuriken as well. They're hard to get really, the permits that is unless your an official master of ninjitsu.

About me being a ninja, I never fully trained. I declined to learn how to kill with a weapon for one reason. That and people dared me to fight a navy seal on a fight to the death.

My best feat as a white ninja is pressure points though. Btw, kiss of death move is real.

Name a color and create a different thread and I'll tell you what the colors/elements are for. Nah, i'll do it in the next post.

White = ice.
Black = shadow.
Blue = Water.
Red = Fire.
Camo = Forest.
Yellow = Sun.
Tanish = Sand.
Brown = Dirt/Mud.

I've studied in each category but I excelled best as a blue one. Btw, each one is not based on a certain terrain but a certain clan. Each clan has a group of white, black, red, yellow, blue, etc ninjas. And each has their own codename. I won't reveal mine as i don't want to be hired to kill for one. Nor do I wish to train anyone as a apprentice.

But I would feel sorry for those whom wish to test my skill. For I don't test my skills, I excel in em. But like I said, I have white, black, camo, red and blue costumes. Nah, this thread doesn't offend my clan. Only way you can offend us is calling us fake and staring us in our eyes with our masks off.

As in our clan, if we don't know you and you stare us in our eyes. It means you have nothing to live for and you want to die. I know some of you are curious about the initiation as well. Well its simple really. We put babies in a tub of water. If the baby can at least reach the surface once, that means he has a fighting spirit. If tha baby sinks and stays under for a certain amount of time. We'll train em to become swordsmiths, costume makers, or servants for life.
 
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4G63

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Asian Knight said:
I'd post my permit to carry my katana around in public. But only in public. If I use it as an actual weapon, I'd get arrested.

What's the point of carrying it then? I didn't think Ninjas were about looking cool.
 

Asian Knight

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Depends how you look at it 4G. Sometimes ppl do it to flaunt their skill with a blade. Others do it just to show how rich/wealthy they are. In other words, how much cash they got.

Sword permits are only carried by professionals btw. I carry it around because I am learning the art of swordsmith as well. This way I can make my own style of katana for training purposes. Like a kendo stick/Singapore cane but look more like a sword.

Beliel said:
A Ninja on Freeones. :)

Not a full fledged ninja but I've trained in the arts. As it makes you more flexible and aid you in raising your stealth/area awareness level. Thus making you impossible to be snuck on. Then again, it also teaches you discipline and how to sometimes do the impossible.

I don't take apprentices nor do I train or work for anyone but myself. And true 100% active ninja don't actually flaunt their skill like I have. I was given permission from my sensei because he wanted to spread the awareness. If I flaunted without given permission. It would be like I disrespected my sensei and all the students who came before him.
 
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4G63

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Asian Knight said:
I am learning the art of as well [sword smith].

That's cool.

I was kinda offended by your post about babies not worthy to be ninjas forced to be sword smiths.

I, would much rather be a sword smith than a sword man. But either way leads to killing.
 

Asian Knight

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Thats actually how they selected ninjas in the past. Beause if you keep in mind, when we are children, we're used to swimming.

I don't think they killed the children by drowning em. It was more of a test to see if a child had a fighting spirit you know. Its like if I throw a punch at you and you don't flinch. You got a incredible fighting spirit. But if you do flinch, you got a weak fighting spirit.
 

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Asian Knight said:
keep in mind, when we are children, we're used to swimming

Oh, I understand the idea, it makes perfect sense. But only when the need for warriors is high. Not many modern people need the skills of an assassin, and to learn them means to use them, no knowledge goes un-used.

I was only saying it's good to see you want more than to wield your sword, you want to understand it. From understanding comes knowledge, and knowledge leads to peace, or so they say.
 

Asian Knight

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To me, knowledge is power and we must use it with great responsibility. And that responsibilty is to choose whether we use it for the right or wrong deeds in life.

If you use a gun to protect, then your using it with care. If you use it to kill out of cold blood, your using it with ruthless agression.

Actually, I don't use my sword to kill. But about the sword, there's a quote I would like to state from AvP if you haven't seen it. This quote was altered but you get the idea right?

"Its better to have a weapon and not use it, than need a weapon and not have it"

I am trained to kill yes, but I won't unless it is truly worth it. My sword is actually the type that is easy to take apart. I keep it in a wooden case strapped to my back. The case isn't that big, it resembles a backpack type but slanted in a angle.

I used some old logs from trees that my friend had cut. I have a lil skill in carpentry in the fact that I can at least make wooden boxes. Not that I'll ever need it, but it might come in handy to make shelves.
 

4G63

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Asian Knight said:
"Its better to have a weapon and not use it, than need a weapon and not have it"
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A qoute of mine.

A shelf is more useful than weapon.

I hope you make more shelves than swords.
 

Asian Knight

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Most swords I make have dull blades. Like I said, i don't kill for profit nor for sport/entertainment. I do it because I can and only if that victim is truly worthy of my attention.

The swords I make resemble more like singapore canes. I'm thinking about selling em to a martial arts store.

If I went after Osama, I'd possibly cause another incident like 9-11. That or be so outnumbered that I'd have to use all my shuriken. Sad they don't make poisoned shuriken like they used to. I don't mean like deadly poison, more like tranqs.

I do know the best type of smoke bombs though. I used em as a practical joke really. I bought a few boxes of itching powder and added it to the smoke bomb formula. So when my targets get hit, they are blinded & itching like hell.
 

Asian Knight

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BS? Some of the stuff I follow is martial arts tradition. The other stuff I custom make myself.

Sure I don't follow the smoke bomb ingredients exactly. But at least mine still work. Even if I'm using my weapons for practical jokes.
 

cabey

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Nightfly said:
The bullshit is so deep here that it's ridiculous. It's hilariously thick!!! LOL :ban: (again) :tongue: :1orglaugh

I presume he is fooling right?? He doesn't actually think we believe all that does he? lol

Oh Shite, i should of asked my sensai melia's permission before posting this..
:rofl:
 
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Asian Knight

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Actually some of the stuff in this thread I'm kidding about Cabey.

But I do have the costumes & the sword. I also follow the ninja code once in a while. And yes, I am practicing sword smith as most of my swords don't come out like the singapore cane.

But if I had a web cam/scanner. I'd actually show you all the costumes I got. Also the highlander katana sword. Friday the 13th styled Hockey Mask.
 

cabey

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I do believe you have the costumes and even the sword/cane/shurikens as these are quite easty to come buy (pun intended)

the webcam idea sounds like alot of fun though:)
 

Asian Knight

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Actually, the sword isn't less you got a lot of cash. Cost me close to 2 grand.

I know your curious why I don't save my cash & buy a web cam. Why should I? The more you can't see a person, the more you'll like em for whom they are. Not what they look like.
 
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