Dear Petra

[prof_porn]

Hi Petra,

As you know I am approaching 5000 posts (what can I say?), anyway, as a 'reward' can I get an invite to the next Freeones party in London?

Please, please......

Hell, I'll even travel to Prague if need be.

 

[prof_porn]

Man, where's Petra at?

 

[gunslingingbird]

Pipe down, you! Petra is at home, away from this loony bin. In response to your question, no! You'll get a crappy t-shirt, and you'll be happy with it. Either that, or suffer the ban hammer! :hammer:

 

[prof_porn]

Damn, always coming down hard on the little guy. Corporate power is poison.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Some people would kill for that shirt!

 

[prof_porn]

I would appreciate it, too. But the +1 gift would be more awesome then a overhand right from Earnie Shavers.

 

[gunslingingbird]

:scream: SQUALLUMZ!!! :scream:

 

[STDiva]

The 5000 posts shirt is an urban legend.

 

[prof_porn]

That is sad. I sit around nude waiting for it to cover me.

 

[L3ggy]

More like a myth.

 

[squallumz]

I would appreciate it, too. But the +1 gift would be more awesome then a overhand right from Earnie Shavers.

+1 gift? wtf do you think this is, dungeons and dragons?

invite to a party? wtf! i got double your posts and petra still neg reps me!

consider yourself lucky you exist!

:ban:!

 

[L3ggy]

Yes, to The Void.

 

[squallumz]

everyone, lets cast the ritual.

 

[brodkill]

i am having a party in my pants, and you are invited

i only have one vip pass

 

[L3ggy]

You first.

 

[UrMaSucksDonkey]

Their is a freeones party in london?

 

[squallumz]

Their is a freeones party in london?

its more of a 5000 post human sacrifice.

 

[brodkill]

its more of a 5000 post human sacrifice.

especially if you have such a lame username like that person does

 

[squallumz]

especially if you have such a lame username like that person does

sounds like a knock off vacuum. stupid dysons.

i mean really, im supposed to shell out how many hundreds of dollars for a vacuum cause the guys sounds like the river monsters dude?

 

[UrMaSucksDonkey]

Dude don't mess.....Or there'll be x-wings doing death star trench runs.....In your anus.