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Did you lie about your age when becoming a FreeOnes member?

lurkingdirk

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
No, why the hell would I lie about something like that? Sounds like a right stupid thing to do.

Unless you're a card-carrying member of the AARP, I should say.

:D
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement

Moderators: Please note that this member is stalking me and is constantly giving me insults. I warned him to stop, but he continues.

If it makes you feel any better, I have it on good information that he is lying about being a bigman.
 

Henrik Larsson

Less than 1,000 posts away from my free Freeones T-shirt

Moderators: Please note that this member is stalking me and is constantly giving me insults. I warned him to stop, but he continues.

I don't know how you can consider comenting on someones thread stalking but each to thier own. On the whole insulting thing, i insult everyone on here, light heartedly(if that is how you spell it) and you are the only one who gets upset. I say things to Revamp and Gloyster aswell and coment on pretty much all of thier threads and i have never heard the word stalker from them. So calm down, you are being ridiculous. I have no idea why you would even consider lieing about your age as you gain absolutely nothing from it. What did you expect, by being a few years younger someone might want to have sex with you, then finding out you have a penis? :dunno:
 

Njosnavelin

Banned
I've been reading some of your threads....I reckon you are a bloke too but your stories might be moderately entertaining if you made them slightly more plausible instead of immediately diving in, a very male like quality I must say.

Oh and kudos on the consistency of the vodka thing, When spawning a lot of crap it pays to be consistent.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.

Moderators: Please note that this member is stalking me and is constantly giving me insults. I warned him to stop, but he continues.

That's not an insult.

Typing in big, bold text doesn't mean that you're right. It just makes you obnoxious.

(Have fun playing a chick on the Interwebs, but you're not fooling anyone...)
 

grower_boy

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
I was about 18 and a half when I signed up, so I had no reason to lie.
 

Henrik Larsson

Less than 1,000 posts away from my free Freeones T-shirt
What are you laughing about? The avatar picture you are using is of Emma Watson when she was under the age of eighteen. That is not allowed on porn websites and is a legitimate reason to be banned.

How would a face not be allowed, fair enough if she was naked but come on.
:ban:
 

Hot Mega

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Yes...but Petra caught me as soon as I confessed to wanking over Brianna Love. She wisely spotted the fact that a 99 year 'old man' couldn't have wanked to Brianna Love.:facepalm:

The shame of it all....:bang::crying:
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
What are you laughing about? The avatar picture you are using is of Emma Watson when she was under the age of eighteen. That is not allowed on porn websites and is a legitimate reason to be banned.

How can you even tell if she's underage from a profile shot? :dunno:

Are you a bartender and have experience in identifying age from licenses?
 
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