Dildo substitute

[condor]

What would you use if you were stuck without your dildo?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Someone's fist, or a pineapple.

 

[Red XXX]

A cock :thumbsup:

 

[tiger1977]

A cactus. Or a porcupine.

 

[jinxypie]

A cock :thumbsup:

Agreed.

 

[STDiva]

Season 3 of Everybody Loves Raymond

 

[lurkingdirk]

Season 3 of Everybody Loves Raymond

:1orglaugh

Biggest dick evar.

 

[Ace Bandage]

A dead baby? :dunno:

 

[Hot Mega]

I wouldn't be stuck without mine 'cause I don't own one (trick question??)

But if someone was, lurkingdirk?:dunno:

Mind you at the time of this post first suggestion 'Ronald' was indisposed (surfing youtube for porn and failing at it epically).

 

[vodkazvictim]

TOC. But I'd hafta catch him 1st :elaugh:

 

[Death-Proof-69]

that's why god gave us two hands...one for the front and one for the b a c k