Dino Velvet’s Under $10 Under 5 Minute Eclectic Ultimate Foodie Thread

[Lee Van Queef]

Keep it simple, people. Cheap too.

Tonight I had another 8 piece of Fried Chicken from the Ralph’s. Stood in line for 4 minutes at the checkstand. Only cost $7.99.

The other night I had a plate of Pork Rinds covered with Hormel Chili. About 3 minutes. Cost approximately $5.48.

How low can you go and how lazy can you be and still have an excellent supper?

 

[RJS13]

2 for $5 Whoppers from BK. They reheat well so get 4 for $10 and eat all day into the next :dunno:

 

[Lee Van Queef]

2 for $5 Whoppers from BK. They reheat well so get 4 for $10 and eat all day into the next :dunno:

I'll microwave a 3 day old Whopper and it will deliciously ascend into my mouth. No grave robbers necessary.

 

[RJS13]

I'll microwave a 3 day old Whopper and it will deliciously ascend into my mouth. No grave robbers necessary.

Or, you can do what I'm doing tonight. 10 for $10. Am I happy with tonight's menu items? Not really but I'll be eating in 4min if I put it on high For $1

 

[Lee Van Queef]

Or, you can do what I'm doing tonight. 10 for $10. Am I happy with tonight's menu items? Not really but I'll be eating in 4min if I put it on high For $1

Put yourself on high first and everything will taste better.

 

[RJS13]

Put yourself on high first and everything will taste better.

I have bong in hand as we speak

 

[Lee Van Queef]

I have bong in hand as we speak

I had one one minute and forty eight seconds ago.

 

[RJS13]

I had one one minute and forty eight seconds ago.

Instantly this song comes to mind

 

[Lee Van Queef]

I was escorted on the beautiful Aisle Of Ralph by a warm and welcoming Rosita where we were able to uncover the bags of Pork Rinds allowing me to have several keepsakes from my trip. It was a bright afternoon as none of the bulbs were out. I had my passport handy if we were later to partake in an even more exotic voyage.

 

[RJS13]

Are those Lays Salt & vinegar chips I see? I'll take 2 bags.

 

[Lee Van Queef]

Are those Lays Salt & vinegar chips I see? I'll take 2 bags.

Some gypsies just picked my pocket and now I'm completely out of cash. I'll have to stop by Walmart to get your chips.

 

[Lee Van Queef]

Our correspondent out in the field,
Chef Joey Hernandez, finds culinary
nirvana inhaling an entire chicken
while sitting in the front seat of a
Toyota Corolla parked inside CostCo's lot.
Only $4.99

 

[Jack Davenport]

I’m a fan of Hamburger Helper lasagna. One pan, one box, one pound of ground beef. Sprinkle some shredded mozzarella on top. Under 10 bucks, quick and easy. Enjoy!

 

[Rey C.]

Our correspondent out in the field,
Chef Joey Hernandez, finds culinary
nirvana inhaling an entire chicken
while sitting in the front seat of a
Toyota Corolla parked inside CostCo's lot.
Only $4.99

Now I'll be honest, when I went to visit my uncle a couple of years ago, we went in his local Costco and grabbed one of these birds for lunch. It really was damn good.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

And now we wait.

 

[xfire]

Most varieties of Little Debbie cakes clock in around $2 a box, five boxes and a pot of coffee ain't a bad choice every now and then.

 

[Jack Davenport]

And now we wait.

:1orglaugh

 

[RJS13]

I’m a fan of Hamburger Helper lasagna. One pan, one box, one pound of ground beef. Sprinkle some shredded mozzarella on top. Under 10 bucks, quick and easy. Enjoy!

The lasagna flavor ain't bad but have a pack of Rolaids on standby. That shit gives me heartburn like a mf. I enjoy the stroganoff flavor as well. I'll add a can of green beans as the sauce is thickening and stir in a few dallops of sour cream.

 

[D-rock]

I'm kind of ashamed to say this, but I've discovered many microwave burritos have come a long way since I was a kid. Some of them actually aren't too bad now. Before they tasted like expired beef and beans wrapped in dry hard to chew cardboard.

 

[Lee Van Queef]

Top Ramen Twenty Seven Cents Four Minutes And Eighteen Seconds Sure Was Good.