Do you check the contents of your poop after you're done dumping?

[magicspore]

This has always intrigued me. I dunno why i do this.

 

[WTC7WasPulled]

This has always intrigued me. I dunno why i do this.

Yes I do just generally though.

Did you know the dirtbag that is Queen Elizabeth has someone called the "groom of the stool"? Some guy who holds a high position gets to catch the Queens shit and sift through every morsel to make sure she is healthy. What a bunch of morons. It's been going on a long time too.





Here is a video just so you don't think I'm pulling your leg. Alex Jones goes over groom of the stool.

 

[Crazy4theBrat]

I don't do this. I don't like the smell, and I also think it's pretty unsanitary to be going through a turd checking the contents.

 

[meesterperfect]

one more thread like this and its disapproving time.

 

[Ravenholm]

I don't go shifting through it with gloves on or anything LOL. I do have a look before flushing. Keep an eye out for things like traces of blood in it or that. Same goes for my saliva and when I blow my nose, and when I pee, I keep a watch out for traces of blood.

WATCH OUT if there is a trace of blood in any of the above, get to the doc right away!.

 

[Lee Van Queef]

I kneel down over the bowl with chopsticks and pick out all the corn, spinach, and tomato peelings and eat them again since they weren't completely digested on the first trip.

 

[Ravenholm]

That'll work!.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

This has always intrigued me. I dunno why i do this.

Oh, I know why you do.

But I'm not telling you.

I know.

How shitty of me.

 

[magicspore]

Oh, I know why you do.

But I'm not telling you.

I know.

How shitty of me.

You don't , you are just teasing me.

 

[Supafly]

one more thread like this and its disapproving time.

I would advise to go for the Ignore List instead. Works very nicely.

I think I will do that right now, I read enough about caca.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

You don't , you are just teasing me.

No, I really do ..... clinically, it's a classic indicator of ...

hang on, gotta go an take a dump

 

[GregCentauro]

Sure I check the quality. I can't serve my guests just anything.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Sure I check the quality. I can't serve my guests just anything.

I KNEW I recognised you ... '2 Girls, One Cup, Chomp' .. right?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Akhil, my friend .. in your recent threads we've had your poo contents and the inspection thereof, the merits of penis enlargement pills, your slutty cheating ex, psychotraces and preferred methods of ass wanking ....

As a buddy, I have to ask .... is everything OK?

 

[magicspore]

since my ex-cheated , my poo doesnt feel right and ive been searching for new profound ways to stimulate myself which includes getting a horse cock. lets see what comes next

:anonymous

 

[magicspore]

As luck would have it according to FO's i need fucking viagra now!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

since my ex-cheated , my poo doesnt feel right and ive been searching for new profound ways to stimulate myself which includes getting a horse cock. lets see what comes next

:anonymous

You are a very excellent man. :hatsoff:

 

[PirateKing]

Why? Could there be something valuable?

Dammit, what have I been flushing away??!

 

[Ulysses31]

You gotta have a brief look to make sure there's no blood in it and make sure it actually landed in the toilet

 

[wigster]

Not really no. I mean i may give it the a quick look to see if i haven't just shit out my kidney or something, but that's about it.