Do you ever want to just be violent?

[Boobinator]

Hi
I'm no psycho or anything. Have never been in a real fight nor would I ever dream of like beating up a partner or kid.

But at times, I get this weird obsession with just being violent. Not going around smashing windows or going postal on innocent townsfolk. But I'd like to just get into a fight and be violent. Kinda like the guys in Fight Club, except I felt it before I even heard of that book and I have no deep philosophical message behind it all.

There's just something about how everything today is so damn safe. Don't get me wrong, most of the time I'm glad that my lamps don't spontaneously combust or how I can walk through town at night safely. But there's a monkey in me that just wants to torch houses, brawl and ram someone on the highway. All those things you can't do because you're too orderly.

Does anyone recognize this?

 

[BlueBalls]

Greatest opening line in post history :1orglaugh

Hi
I'm no psycho or anything

:rofl:



To answer your question, no.

 

[STDiva]

hmm. pretty sure there is something wrong with you. i can understand wanting to get in a fight or two but torching houses? and ramming someone on the highway? tisk tisk.

 

[Torre82]

Yup. It's called whiskey. Shit just ends up broken the next day. Controllers, doors, when luck starts to fail me... ya know the times.. you pick up a pen to write something and the jar falls over. Then the pen has no ink. You throw the pen and it gets lost under the fridge. You reach over to pick it up and cant get it until the fourth *grasp* at which time you take it out to the pond on your patio and toss it into the drink. Walk back inside to find your drink room temperature and you're at a boss in the game who will kick your ass left and right before taunting you. You have a sneezing fit and snot drips onto your shirt before you can blow your nose.

You walk to the restroom for some tissue or hankies or WHATEVER but your drink is fucking warm and that's no good so to multitask you drop 2 icecubes in before heading to the restroom. Blow that fucking snot out, make a nosebleed from the pressure and fucking hell, I was wearing white today. That wont come out for a few washes if I let it set.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Yup. It's called whiskey.

Rum does it for me. It make me act like a different person. It made me act so stupid that I've punched through a store front window, I've driven drunk and I've even forced the blunt end of a wooden spoon inside of a kitten's asshole. Ok, well...maybe not the last thing. But, it might!!!

Alright, I'll be back later. I'm gonna go get some rum...

 

[Torre82]

Throw it in the wash, start it up.. the drunk is wearing off and you hope the drink is chilled. Take a swig.. fucking hell it's barely cold and now watered down. REPOUR. Sit down to try and beat the boss but he killed you and your last save is a few levels back. FUCK THIS. Turn the system off before it tries to autosave that fucking BULLSHIT onto your profile. ::flicks off the console:: scumbag cuntfuck.

You're hungry, go to the kitchen and check the reserves. You've got JACK SHIT that can be made in under 30 minutes. Being in that drunken lazyness you dont want to risk burning whatever you cook.. or passing out and waking up to that charred scent of dead food.

Meanwhile you check your email to see some assrapist company overcharged you and forced an overdraft fee. Dirty motherfucks. Fuckit. I'll call tomorrow. The laundry's done. Wait.. did I forget to put in detergent? FUCKING HELL! You put your drink down only to spill it. It's on your hand, on the mirror.. what.the.fucking.fuck.

Anger trembles start.

 

[biomech]

Hi
I'm no psycho or anything. Have never been in a real fight nor would I ever dream of like beating up a partner or kid.

But at times, I get this weird obsession with just being violent. Not going around smashing windows or going postal on innocent townsfolk. But I'd like to just get into a fight and be violent. Kinda like the guys in Fight Club, except I felt it before I even heard of that book and I have no deep philosophical message behind it all.

There's just something about how everything today is so damn safe. Don't get me wrong, most of the time I'm glad that my lamps don't spontaneously combust or how I can walk through town at night safely. But there's a monkey in me that just wants to torch houses, brawl and ram someone on the highway. All those things you can't do because you're too orderly.

Does anyone recognize this?

It sounds like you got a little pent up aggression, but I kind of understand what your saying, the best advice I can give is join a gym, or start boxing; either way you will probabaly feel better.

 

[BlueBalls]

Yup. It's called whiskey. Shit just ends up broken the next day. Controllers, doors, when luck starts to fail me... ya know the times.. you pick up a pen to write something and the jar falls over. Then the pen has no ink. You throw the pen and it gets lost under the fridge. You reach over to pick it up and cant get it until the fourth *grasp* at which time you take it out to the pond on your patio and toss it into the drink. Walk back inside to find your drink room temperature and you're at a boss in the game who will kick your ass left and right before taunting you. You have a sneezing fit and snot drips onto your shirt before you can blow your nose.

You walk to the restroom for some tissue or hankies or WHATEVER but your drink is fucking warm and that's no good so to multitask you drop 2 icecubes in before heading to the restroom. Blow that fucking snot out, make a nosebleed from the pressure and fucking hell, I was wearing white today. That wont come out for a few washes if I let it set.

Dude, you put ice in your whiskey? Not cool :nono:

I dont get violent when I'm drunk, beer, spirits any other alcohol out there you can drink .... err ... lighter fluid :dunno:

Nope, I just get really horny, you start dragging random women home with you, your girlfriends starts shouting at you and then screaming so do your friends, but your determined to fuck this girl. But she gets away so you try to find another one. But the first one told the police you "assaulted" her, they stop you in the street arrest you. You sleep it off and in the morning you cant remember a thing and your wondering, "how did I get here? And where did she go?".

So basically I revert back to my caveman roots ... not so bad I guess.

 

[Boobinator]

It sounds like you got a little pent up aggression, but I kind of understand what your saying, the best advice I can give is join a gym, or start boxing; either way you will probabaly feel better.

Yeah I've been thinking about that too. But I don't think I have the discipline to excercise like that. And gyms just freak me out with all the sweaty belgian blues wandering about.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I've definitely felt the urge to take a baseball bat to someone's face or a steel pipe to someone's kneecaps before. I'm not gonna act on it, but I've definitely felt the same way before.

I can walk through town at night safely.

You obviously don't live in a metropolitan area. :tongue:

there's a monkey in me

I would see a proctologist if I were you. :yesyes:

It's called whiskey.

What fun is whiskey (or whisky, for that matter) without a little PCP to really get you going? :thumbsup:

 

[Torre82]

Anything besides whiskey and I'm perfectly fine. In fact it's not all whiskey. Early times, jack or jim.. just fine. But that bottom shelf shit.. oy. Angerfest 2009. It's like all the disgruntled emotions from drinking too much and waking up with a headache.. but condensed into a short time when you're drunk. And not hungover yet.

 

[biomech]

Yeah I've been thinking about that too. But I don't think I have the discipline to excercise like that. And gyms just freak me out with all the sweaty belgian blues wandering about.

The first few times you go will probably suck, but after a while it will actually get addictive, when you leave you feel like you can take on the world. Even a punching bag at home will work, I have a heavy bag I use a couple of times a week, between that and exercise bike the stress seems to dissappear.

 

[Will E Worm]

Does anyone recognize this?

Yes, it is called bi-polar disorder.

 

[Legzman]

I often feel the overwhelming desire to do violent things while I'm at work. Specifically violent things to my boss. Such as...murder, not just any average murder, I'm talking some kind of messy shit! Something that would remove all blood from his body in an extremely violent manner!

 

[skechers]

Videogames, man. Videogames.

If that doesn't work, take up boxing. I've been sparring at the gym for a few years now. It's a good work out too.

I don't think you're bipolar or anything. You just need an outlet.

 

[Will E Worm]

Videogames, man. Videogames.

If that doesn't work, take up boxing. I've been sparring at the gym for a few years now. It's a good work out too.

I don't think you're bipolar or anything. You just need an outlet.

Dr. Worm said he is bi-polar. :hatsoff:

 

[Torre82]

Dr. Worm knows all. He's a fucking cupcake. RESPECT THE PASTRY.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Dr. Worm knows all. He's a fucking cupcake. RESPECT THE PASTRY.

Unless Paula Deen makes it. Then just throw it on the floor and call her a chunky cunt. HE HE HE!!!

:runs away, arms flopping like little girl:

 

[thebear247]

you bet your sweet ass my hero my father suffered a back to back heart attack 30 days apart back in october of 08 while he was recovering his job of 37 years shut his doors to move down south . while recovering my mom had a stroke . money was tough i moved in to help them out and care for them i was anger every day seeing my hero laid up like that . bill collectors calling the house every day they even repoed my parents car . one night i went out walking like i always do saw 2 thugs sitting at a corner smoking some pot started some shit just to fight i was a 6'4 307 raging bear that took some shots but whooped some ass .

i regert it alot as i have a 5 yr old girl to take care and i want to set the best path of life for her but for that moment at that time i just felt violent

 

[Bone]

nah, probably due to the tons of THC that has accumulated in my body/brain, just way too much sedatives :angels: