~~whimsy~~
I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
I do. Mainly I love taking pictures at them but overall they are enjoyable to me.
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Do you like going to weddings?
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HELLRAISER
Looking to go where no FreeOnes member has gone before!
no because 50% of marriages in the U.S. end in divorce so half of the one's I've been to have been shams
GregCentauro
Banned
As long as it's not my own.
Wade Wilson
Why was my picture deleted?
Xombie3000
Pain heals, chicks dig scars, Freeones lasts forever
No, I hate weddings. I have come to accept the fact I will die all alone and watching people get married just makes me depressed.
Dom_Margera
Yes, I bribed and cheated to get this far
Exactly :thumbsup:!
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I took a side job working armed security at a wedding reception in a private park last Saturday and two of the funniest things I've ever seen happened that night. Actually, three things.
First, the best man gave the all-time worst wedding toast I've ever heard. I'm not kidding when I say that he sounded like a drunk Pickles, the drummer from Dethklok. He made a bunch of whiny noises about how people treat his little brother (the groom) like he's the big brother. How lucky the groom is to have met a girl like that even though he'd never been with her (his words, honest to God). There were a couple scattered curse words peppered into his glorious rant including a totally awesome :wtf: near the end. The bride gave herself an epic face palm over that.
Second. One of the groomsmen, after catching the bride's garter decided to play a half-assed game of keep away and ran around trying to not get caught by any of the other bachelors who were pissed he caught it. He ran around the dance floor and clothes lined himself on some speaker cables strung between two speakers which then fell on top of him.
Third. The aforementioned best man started a fist fight with another groomsman. I spied them rolling around on the grass and hustled over to separate them. I took out my cuffs and was about to detain the best man when the groom stepped in and said "It's cool. They're family. Let it go." I backed off and the best man sucker punched the groom. The groom and best man's father ran up and horse collared the best man and slapped a choke hold on him until he calmed himself a little. I escorted the best man to a waiting Lexus SUV in an attempt to defuse the situation but he just couldn't keep from saying "choke on my dick" to his father who grabbed him by the throat and jacked him three times in the face.
In any other situation I would've slapped the cuffs on the instigators, gotten them away from the rest of the party and get the police involved. But the bride is the property manager for the commercial development I work at and her dad owns the property. She didn't want the ruckus documented for fear of her father thinking less of her husband's family. So I wrote a supplemental report that only my bosses would see.
So, yes. I love weddings.
First, the best man gave the all-time worst wedding toast I've ever heard. I'm not kidding when I say that he sounded like a drunk Pickles, the drummer from Dethklok. He made a bunch of whiny noises about how people treat his little brother (the groom) like he's the big brother. How lucky the groom is to have met a girl like that even though he'd never been with her (his words, honest to God). There were a couple scattered curse words peppered into his glorious rant including a totally awesome :wtf: near the end. The bride gave herself an epic face palm over that.
Second. One of the groomsmen, after catching the bride's garter decided to play a half-assed game of keep away and ran around trying to not get caught by any of the other bachelors who were pissed he caught it. He ran around the dance floor and clothes lined himself on some speaker cables strung between two speakers which then fell on top of him.
Third. The aforementioned best man started a fist fight with another groomsman. I spied them rolling around on the grass and hustled over to separate them. I took out my cuffs and was about to detain the best man when the groom stepped in and said "It's cool. They're family. Let it go." I backed off and the best man sucker punched the groom. The groom and best man's father ran up and horse collared the best man and slapped a choke hold on him until he calmed himself a little. I escorted the best man to a waiting Lexus SUV in an attempt to defuse the situation but he just couldn't keep from saying "choke on my dick" to his father who grabbed him by the throat and jacked him three times in the face.
In any other situation I would've slapped the cuffs on the instigators, gotten them away from the rest of the party and get the police involved. But the bride is the property manager for the commercial development I work at and her dad owns the property. She didn't want the ruckus documented for fear of her father thinking less of her husband's family. So I wrote a supplemental report that only my bosses would see.
So, yes. I love weddings.
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
I do if it's an open bar, I know the people well, and they have damn good food. The ceremony might be boring, but the reception can make up for it.
tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
No.I'd rather be a million miles away from one now :2 cents:
~~whimsy~~
I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
That's what I look forward to. The ceremony is rather short for me, they don't go past 15 minutes.
After that the reception. :glugglug:
Smallville417
FreeOnes turned me straight!
Not a fan of weddings. The last one I went to I was 16 or 17.
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
Hmmm...
not sure to be honest....
I love girl's wearing wedding dresses.
But weddings also remind me of being alone.
The last wedding I was at was 1997 when I was 9. But I would like to go on one again so invite me if you get married.
not sure to be honest....
I love girl's wearing wedding dresses.
But weddings also remind me of being alone.
The last wedding I was at was 1997 when I was 9. But I would like to go on one again so invite me if you get married.
