Do you like going to weddings?

[zell]

Nope.And furthermore,I just find the whole ceremony to be nothing more than an attention seeking mechanism.Honestly,what's the point?Nowadays,people spent tens of thousands of dollars on a wedding,only to get divorced in a few years.What A fucking waste.

 

[bandanoantri]

Since five, six years now there's a wedding to attend for me every summer, sometimes even more than one. I have to say, I love weddings, if getting colossally wasted on someone other's coast with a ton of friends isn't enough, there's all that pussy I got on those weddings, from 16 to 60, it's just great.

But, I hope mine is still a little time away.

 

[Ozmanks]

 

[Hot Mega]

I would rather be given an anti-coagulant, have a hole drilled in the top of my head and strung upside-down so I can feel all my organs fail as I bleed to death.

 

[AudreyAlder]

Receptions are good...weddings are just about sheer torture to me unless they are really wacky and unconventional, they are just so predictable.

 

[turtle825]

I would rather be given an anti-coagulant, have a hole drilled in the top of my head and strung upside-down so I can feel all my organs fail as I bleed to death.

I'd rather fuckin' yank all the hairs out of my scrotum and I would rather watch crap oozin out of a buffalo's asshole.

 

[anairhead999]

it depends on whos getting married

 

[HELLRAISER]

No. They usually involve me losing a buddy to hang out with. Plus every wedding takes an available girl off the market. :tongue:

Here's a good wedding gift for the suckers who decide to get married:

http://www.nachomamatees.com/stores/n/nacho/catalog/game-over-full.jpg

http://online-book-store.net/T-SHIR...og 1/Game Over/Womens-Game-Over-CapSleeve.jpg

 

[Legzman]

I hate weddings. They are like funerals just with white clothing instead of black.

Whats with the white? Isn't that suppose to signify purity? Who's actually pure anymore by the time they get married???

 

[mrtrebus]

Love 'em! Get drunk as fuck & make an arse of myself, try to get off with the bride & end up waking up in a pool of my own vomit with a complete stranger. . .

P.S. I'm a vicar.

 

[HELLRAISER]

I hate weddings. They are like funerals just with white clothing instead of black.

Whats with the white? Isn't that suppose to signify purity? Who's actually pure anymore by the time they get married???

so true, that's probably why in some 3rd world countries people get married when they're adolescents cuz after that they lose their purity lol

 

[sexdog121]

As long as there is a Chance to hook up with one of the bridesmaids.

Wedding Crasher

 

[STDiva]

Weddings are awesome. I love dressing up nice and snazzy, and woman always look the fantastic at weddings. Nothing is better than being someone's date at a wedding where you get drunk and meet tons of new people, and then have sex in a hotel room that night. I've been to 5 weddings this year, and another one Dec.12.

Weddings also give me an excuse to buy new clothes.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Weddings I go to last no more than ten-fifteen minutes. None of that Catholic hours and hours stuff, or Greek! Simple little ceremony with a few odds and ends. To the reception! Where the fun begins!

 

[JordanRules]

Weddings no. Receptions yes. About ten years ago, I hooked up with the maid of honor. Always wanted to fuck her and after a few drinks, I got up the nerve to finally tell her, since she would be leaving the state the next day. She was into it, so with the reception winding down, we headed back to her hotel room (the reception was in the ball room) and I then became a fan of wedding receptions.

 

[Born2Jizz]

Only if they have an open bar, lol. Otherwise they just go ON and ON and ON........

 

[E-Ann-Hilden]

Sure!, as long as my only friends are not the bride & groom. That works out for a boring disaster with a table of people are that all friends and you know no one...

 

[nelmes69]

As long as they have a free bar!

 

[ThatRedWing]

Just once I'd like to see a realistic wedding. Instead of a white gown, the Bride is wearing a bikini top and a thong with heels. Hey dude give me some ones.

The last wedding I went to was my best friends. I was a groomsman and the bridesmaid that I escorted had a HUGE rack. I drank about 25 beers and few glasses of champaign so I assume that I had a good time. But the bride still talks to me so I'm sure that I didn't have a great time.