Do you love banging out the beavers of smoking hot chicks?

[Ike Stain]

As a professional pornographer
it's important for me to understand
people's preferences. To that end
I'm posting this simple poll.
Please read the questions
and answer honesty.

 

[biomech]

You had to ask?

 

[rayman53x]

of course I do brother!

 

[Ike Stain]

of course I do brother!

Noted and recorded.

 

[lurkingdirk]

That's awfully mean to the beavers, isn't it? They're just happy little creatures who like to chew trees, why can't we just leave them be?

 

[shootfighter8]

:hit:


SF8 :angels:

 

[BlueBalls]

That's like asking whether or not JonBenet Ramsey's corpse would be ripe for fucking now that, if she were alive, she would have been of age.

Which of course, the only logical answer would be: Hell fucking yes!

EDIT: A definite candidate for deletion. An underaged child, A shocking unsolved murder. ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JonBenét_Ramsey). But left in place just to show what is not to be done.

 

[kewlio65]

Beaver, baby. All the way.

 

[Ike Stain]

That's like asking whether or not JonBenet Ramsey's corpse would be ripe for fucking now that, if she were alive, she would have been of age.[/B]

That is the wrongest thing I have ever heard, (and yet strangely arousing...)

 

[Tittyman5000]

Yes, pounding wet Beaver is a hobby of mine but How much balls could a Beaver bang if a Beaver could bang balls?

 

[Ike Stain]

How much balls could a Beaver bang if a Beaver could bang balls?

Answer:

42

 

[Kingfisher]

I do have trouble banging out the vagina of small woodland animals and baby chickens, they tend to complain and I kill the chickens.
But I'm all down in doing that to women. Maybe they should wear a beaver costume??

 

[~~whimsy~~]

That's like asking whether or not JonBenet Ramsey's corpse would be ripe for fucking now that, if she were alive, she would have been of age.

Which of course, the only logical answer would be: Hell fucking yes!

In that case Sharon Tate's fetus would be good to go out on a date and end the night with some merciless stabbing in and out of her vagina with my penis. Right?

 

[Tittyman5000]

In that case Sharon Tate's fetus would be good to go out on a date and end the night with some merciless stabbing in and out of her vagina with my penis. Right?

There's our answer fella's Whimsy Has A Penis! :hatsoff:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Huh?

 

[Tittyman5000]

Huh?

There were a few of us on the board private messaging each other saying one of us amongst us was a female in dusguise LOL we narrowed it down to you, TOC and mrtrebus

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Why? Had I put stabbing her in and out of her vagina with my vagina it would not make sense. Now would it? Everything in that post of mine is there for a reason. Take your narrowing down back up! And how dare you assume! Obviously it is a joke post unless you are interested in the fetus nowadays...

 

[BlueBalls]

In that case Sharon Tate's fetus would be good to go out on a date and end the night with some merciless stabbing in and out of her vagina with my penis. Right?

Fetuses aren't people you crap shafter! I'm sure fried in a little garlic and butter though they would be quite delicious.

So yeah, whatever. Continue announcing the coming attractions.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Fetuses aren't people you crap shafter! I'm sure fried in a little garlic and butter though they would be quite delicious.

So yeah, whatever. Continue announcing the coming attractions.

Want to open up a restaurant together?

Besides I am only going off the split logic of fetus living or not argument. If a woman wants abortion it is not considered alive and it is a right to kill it off; if a pregnant woman is murdered it is two counts of murder because two lives are taken.

Therefore I stand by my statement of Sharon Tate's fetus if released in the placenta beauty it would have been would have been a very gorgeous individual!

You bastard.

 

[alexpnz]

Mods, please close this useless thread at once!