Do you prefer to masturbate to Christmas-themed porn over the holidays?

[magicspore]

I thought everyone got laid during Christmas.

 

[knowone]

I use the holidays to catch up on my Halloween themed porn.

 

[Ike Stain]

I thought everyone got laid during Christmas.

Not if the hooker money runs out.

 

[GregCentauro]

I thought everyone got laid during Christmas.

:sing: Hurry down my chimney tonight

:booty:

 

[luis1972]

what about atheists?

 

[Ike Stain]

what about atheists?

Then you masturbate to a picture of Nietzsche:

(As a lad, he was actually quite fetching.)

 

[lurkingdirk]

I thought everyone got laid during Christmas.

Especially Jews. They do love a good "Christmas Pork," as they call it.

 

[lurkingdirk]

This just in, for you candy cane spankers.

 

[GibbsGrad2002]

It doesnt matter to me

 

[windowsxp02]

It doesnt matter to me

:dito::dito:

 

[arianajoladdict]

not really

 

[Ike Stain]

It doesnt matter to me

What a bunch of Scrooges!

I can tell you one thing, for anyone whose ever sat alone in a dark room on Christmas,
eating cheese from the block and weeping softly, having holiday-themed pornography
to masturbate to really makes you feel a part of things. For some people, that porn
is the only family they'll have.

 

[John_8581]

I've been reading this. Good stuff Ike. So funny.

Me? I like Merilyn Sekova over at DDF Busty. Or Shyla Stylez over at Brazzers. They both have sexy Santa outfits on. Maybe Rachel Aziani too. She has a sexy photo shoot wearing a Santa cap. And you can never count out Kelly Madison as she always does a holiday themed video or photo set with Ryan.

This just in, for you candy cane spankers.

That crazy Benny.... ... I just posted this on the VNA board. Vicky and everyone over there will certainly appreciate it.

Thank you very much, Lurking Dick for posting this picture.

 

[phanto_1985]

I remembered a hot scene of Eve Laurence who fucked Santa Claus, i masturbate on it but it wasn't on Christmas.

 

[BoboBrowne]

Why yes I do enjoy it. Just yesterday I spanked my monkey to the holiday classic "Tits a Wonderful Life". A young Lisa Ann gets a nice messy cumshot on her ass to wrap the film. I wouldn't mind stuffing her stocking, if ya catch ma drift, and I think ya do...

 

[Ike Stain]

Why yes I do enjoy it. Just yesterday I spanked my monkey to the holiday classic "Tits a Wonderful Life".

Guys like you make it all worthwhile.

*sniff*