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Do you think that you could survive prison life?

zell

If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.
If you were sentenced to do significant time in a state pen,do you think you would come out alive?

Maybe some of you have already been to the joint and have come out alive.I don't think I would make it.I'm fucking freighted to go to jail(not that I'm going for anything,because I'm not).

I could make it in one of those country club type prisons that they put tax criminals in,but the big house,no fuckin' way.I think the very first thing I would do is make sure that I get locked up in salutary and when I get out make sure that I get locked up again,and hopefully,when it's time to get released,I would have spent most of my time alone and not having to worry about getting shanked or sodomized in the shower.
 

tiger1977

Looking to go where no FreeOnes member has gone before!
I can handle my own in society, but prison is in a league of its own. I have no plans of ever finding out.
 

bustybbwlover

I'm so great I'm jelous of myself.
does previous experience disqualify one from saying yes? well for about 2 years, the key is the correct mindset, you have to decide what you're willing to accept and what you're willing to die for...ie if you don't want to get raped you've gotta be willing to fight without fear of death also being 6 foot and 230 pounds with some knowledge of martial arts helps :D
 

gunslingingbird

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Fuck no! I'd probably become like a bong: everyone just hits it, and passes it to the next person in the circle. :eek:
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
Not in any prison local to me, most of family is in law enforcement.
And its not like my last name is common, so I would probably be the target of a lot of pissed off inmates.
I have heard you should set your boundaries early, like someone above said, just so people won't fuck with ya, plus im way to pretty for jail and I wouldn't make a good bitch. ;)
 

bodie54

If FreeOnes was a woman, I'd marry her!
yeah I think so.
I'm not claustrophobic at all.
don't need creature comforts.
so long as I could read and watch TV some I'd probably get by.
 

gunslingingbird

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
yeah I think so.
I'm not claustrophobic at all.
don't need creature comforts.
so long as I could read and watch TV some I'd probably get by.

Just remember not to drop the soap! :eek: Ah, who am I kidding? You and senob have had enough practice that you could charge for admission and go into business in the slammer. :1orglaugh
 

bodie54

If FreeOnes was a woman, I'd marry her!
You and senob have had enough practice that you could charge for admission and go into business in the slammer.

:1orglaugh

Yeah really. That'd be the least of our worries. Being violated is an integral part of our lifestyle :1orglaugh
 

Spleen

Banned?
No way. I don't wanna sound big headed, but I'm too good looking to go to jail. They'd tear me apart.
 

NavyBlue

Apprentice Oil Dude
Not even for a minute. I'd probably get massively depressed and kill myself with a spoon.
 

BigSwede

Pain heals, chicks dig scars, Freeones lasts forever
Since swedish prisons are different from american my answer is yes.
As long as I don't have killed anyone they won't put me in a prison with that type of criminals.
 

Skyraider22

The One and Only Big Daddy
Well I don't plan on find out I have always said I'm too pretty to good to prison and the prison system here in Memphis,Tennessee is already jacked up and over population so either way I would not make it.
 

Facial_King

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Oh sure, no problem. I'd just kill everyone who got in my way. Simple!
 

Sicario

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
I don't ever want to find out.
 

Jason z

I'm so great I'm jelous of myself.
No.. :helpme: I would get fucked in the ass soo many times.
 
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