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Do you think that you could survive prison life?

thebear247

Pain heals, chicks dig scars, Freeones lasts forever
im 6'4 easy 300 pounds . i have a very high torlance for pain . i have been threw house fires tumors broken bones broken hearts i have been threw alot in life ,but even my big ass dont want to find out if i can survive in prison being white and that big i know i would get tested on day 1 . maybe im a pussy or just have alot to live for but im scared of death so prison life dont seem to wonderful

but jail life was a breeze
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
Fuck no! I'd probably become like a bong: everyone just hits it, and passes it to the next person in the circle. :eek:

:rofl: god damn it now thats funny!
 

copeo

Can I flirt with you?
If you were sentenced to do significant time in a state pen,do you think you would come out alive?


Depends on the country, you are imprisoned in.

Central-Europe/Western Europe/European Union/Japan:
YES, of course!

USA:
Most of the times!
... depends on what you have done, what ethnicity you are... and depends on what prison you have to rest in...

Central/South America:
If you have money... Of Course!
If somebody knows you or you have money... maybe
If not... depends
Most of the time... nobody cares

Russia:
If you know Putin... Of Course!
If you have money and do not know Putin... you will meet him... Yes
If you have no money but a you are a communist who pretends at Europe/USA/Japan to being a democrat... maybe
If you have no money... nobody cares

Asia (without Japan):
Sorry...

Other countries:
Depends on the judge, the lawyer, your money and your ethnicity... most of the time nobody cares.
If you are from the Europian Union/West Europe or the USA being in "other" states... most of the times: YES!

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Sounds spitefully, but face the reality...
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
Fuck no! I'd probably become like a bong: everyone just hits it, and passes it to the next person in the circle. :eek:

Likewise!!! I don't be some bad man's boyfriend.
 

BDwestcoast

Perverts Я Us
The closest prison to me is San Quentin. I'd last longer trying to swim in a volcano
 

GabberMan

Closed Account
No thanks. I'm too middle class and my family's relative wealth probably wouldn't remain a secret for very long. We'd be fleeced. Also I'd probably end up in a cell with a nonce who'd make sure I had an arse like a fresh bullet-wound by the time I was released.

I know someone who works for a max-security prison of only 300 inmates. They have a reported rape about once a fortnight.

No thanks.
 
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