oh come on, you should know there's a snowballs chance in satan's colon that that'll ever happen...and people wonder why teens are so fucked up these days, hard to learn from mistakes when there's no consequences for your fucking actions...
Is the kid actually asking to see some tits? The best reply would be "Sure-as soon as you show me some chromosomes that aren't thoroughly inbred." To which the kid would probably say "Huh?"