Do you try and check the size of the guy peeing next to you in a public urinal?

[CurtJa]

im as straight as a 180 degree angle and as homophobic as it gets.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock,11150/

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I hate being a straight guy and always having guys sucking my cock. Of course it is against my will and I truly hate it! Why are they always sucking my dick and swallowing my man juice???

Damn these faggots!!!! Get off my dick! I love chicks!

Gimme the pussy and ta-tas!

Ah dammit! Some guy is sucking my dick again.

Ima bash his head in when he is done.

 

[Red Spyder]

Dude, if you're curious about the size of a man's dong, staring is gay, but if you use a Stanley Measuring Tape to measure the size of the wood like a carpenter measuring the size of the..... wood :dunno: then it's not gay. Right, guys? After all, he'd be using a manly tool to measure a.... manly tool

 

[Doc Scurlock]

Dude, if you're curious about the size of a man's dong, staring is gay, but if you use a Stanley Measuring Tape to measure the size of the wood like a carpenter measuring the size of the..... wood :dunno: then it's not gay. Right, guys? After all, he'd be using a manly tool to measure a.... manly tool

Naturally, you need the proper tool for the job. I mean eyeballing it doesn't cut it. I'm sure if you explained yourself the chap next to you would be more than happy to oblige your request.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

What about his Cobalt Blue balls?

Trust the blue!



Heh, heh.


Heh.


HA.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

 

[monicasilver]

I always wondered about that. lol
If I was a dude, I would!

 

[KillTheIndustry]

No. I'm confident enough in my size that I don't feel the need to compare.

I don't think you're gay, I think you're insecure.

And small. :2 cents:

 

[John_8581]

I'd be more concerned about him washing his hands afterwards.... especially if I'm working with the guy.