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Do You Use An Ass Gasket?
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gunslingingbird
I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Fuck yes, I do! Matter of fact, I always double up. I just can't trust a single piece of paper to keep the cooties at bay. 
lurkingdirk
I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
No need if you use sanitary, zip lock baggies.
CunningStunts
I changed my middle-name to Freeones
I do not use public restrooms, including work.
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
Yes, and its name is Dirk.
Seriously, who the fuck didn't see that one coming? Stevie Wonder saw that one coming. Ray Charles saw that one coming, and he's dead. Helen Keller heard that one coming.
Seriously, who the fuck didn't see that one coming? Stevie Wonder saw that one coming. Ray Charles saw that one coming, and he's dead. Helen Keller heard that one coming.
John_8581
FreeOnes Lifetime Member
So you're the guy!!
Hehe. That's twisted. Seriously, no not really, I'll take some toilet paper and maybe wipe the place where my ass sits.
Now what about these high class places, strip clubs, bars, etc. where you have no "provided by management" toilet papers and where there are no partitions up in the stalls and all you have is the open exposed bowl? Maybe a cigarette or two in the toilet, nice yellow piss colored urine stains in there too? And you have to do #2? What do you do? Hmmmmmmmmm??!! Riddle me that, Batman.
Facetious
Moderated
..Nope, I usually do my best to hold things until I find somewhere sanitary to go, but in those rare occasions, and they are rare, I always pre flush first (with a length of t/p wrapped around my fingers prior to touching the filthy lever)..... then I drop said gasket (or t/p if the gasket dispenser is empty... which they usually are) in the water to prevent public toilet water splash back from entering my a-ho.
..Finally, without making contact with anything but the floor with my two feet, I'll hover my rear over the, you know.... and it's over and done with in a second, no splashback... nothin! and since I eat a proper diet, there's a minimum amount of wiping to do if any at all.
..Could you imagine how violated you would feel if that were to happen, that splash back :uohs:
Well, ain't gonna happen to me!
Great topic, BTW, jodsky
..Finally, without making contact with anything but the floor with my two feet, I'll hover my rear over the, you know.... and it's over and done with in a second, no splashback... nothin! and since I eat a proper diet, there's a minimum amount of wiping to do if any at all.
..Could you imagine how violated you would feel if that were to happen, that splash back :uohs:
Well, ain't gonna happen to me!
Great topic, BTW, jodsky
gunslingingbird
I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
I have a horror story for you. I was on an outdoor gig at Treasure Island, and the only sanitation was in the form of porta-shitters. Just as they called lunch one afternoon my stomach emitted a rather omnious rumble, basically saying "You gotta go... NOW!!!" I made a bee line to the nearest sanitation station, covered the seat with a couple ass gaskets, and proceeded to forcefully evacuate into the sanitary-blue water below me. The problem was that it was so forceful, and the water was so high, that blue sanitation liquid shot right up into my crack and all over my ass. I spent the next 15 minutes wiping blue liquid off my ass, and have been traumatized ever since.
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Marlo Manson
Hello Sexy girl how your Toes doing?
..Nope, I usually do my best to hold things until I find somewhere sanitary to go, but in those rare occasions, and they are rare, I always pre flush first (with a length of t/p wrapped around my fingers prior to touching the filthy lever)..... then I drop said gasket (or t/p if the gasket dispenser is empty... which they usually are) in the water to prevent public toilet water splash back from entering my a-ho.
..Finally, without making contact with anything but the floor with my two feet, I'll hover my rear over the, you know.... and it's over and done with in a second, no splashback... nothin! and since I eat a proper diet, there's a minimum amount of wiping to do if any at all.
..Could you imagine how violated you would feel if that were to happen, that splash back :uohs:
Well, ain't gonna happen to me!
Great topic, BTW, jodsky
Wow, either were both total freaks or great minds think alike, I thought I was the only one in the entire fuckin world to do exactly what you just explained, as I was reading your post.... I had to keep making sure I wasn't the one who already posted what I was reading. :rofl2: I tried too Rep U, but couldn't..
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
..Nope, I usually do my best to hold things until I find somewhere sanitary to go, but in those rare occasions, and they are rare, I always pre flush first (with a length of t/p wrapped around my fingers prior to touching the filthy lever)..... then I drop said gasket (or t/p if the gasket dispenser is empty... which they usually are) in the water to prevent public toilet water splash back from entering my a-ho.
..Finally, without making contact with anything but the floor with my two feet, I'll hover my rear over the, you know.... and it's over and done with in a second, no splashback... nothin! and since I eat a proper diet, there's a minimum amount of wiping to do if any at all.
..Could you imagine how violated you would feel if that were to happen, that splash back :uohs:
Well, ain't gonna happen to me!
Great topic, BTW, jodsky
That is a lot of detail there about your pooing preferences .... but so good to see a poo-related thread again.
lurkingdirk
I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
rock hard
Stick with Freeones
I have a horror story for you. I was on an outdoor gig at Treasure Island, and the only sanitation was in the form of porta-shitters. Just as they called lunch one afternoon my stomach emitted a rather omnious rumble, basically saying "You gotta go... NOW!!!" I made a bee line to the nearest sanitation station, covered the seat with a couple ass gaskets, and proceeded to forcefully evacuate into the sanitary-blue water below me. The problem was that it was so forceful, and the water was so high, that blue sanitation liquid shot right up into my crack and all over my ass. I spent the next 15 minutes wiping blue liquid off my ass, and have been traumatized ever since.
Great story!! But what did they serve for lunch??!!
