Connor Macleod
I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
My dick kept finding a way to peek out, which irritated the crap outta me, so I every time I buy boxers, I have the housekeeper sew up the dickhole on every pair.
I can't ever find my tiny penis so I just piss myself.
Now I have hours of "dry time" every day!
I don't wear boxers because it doesn't conceal my erection. Not sure how guys can wear them. I tried wearing them once, laid eyes on a hot chick outside, and my erection just popped up and I couldn't hide it. It was humiliating!!
I know it sounds like I'm joking, but I'm not. I'm 26 and I still get erections like a 13 year old. Apparently, my sex drive hasn't settled down yet.