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do0es anyone give a shit about their horoscope?

Namreg

Banned
i mean, the news all say 'your horoscope is wrong, you are actually a scorpion now!', BUT ALL HOROSCOPES ARE WRONG BECAUSE THEY ARE JUST MADE-UP BULLSHIT. wtf? retards.
 

fakeaccountmy

Myth 1: Men want sex more than women
well...i would say that since people choose to publish such stuff..there must be a market demand for it!!!

:D
 

magicspore

I want to win FreeOnes Freebies!
Some of the stuff i read in the mail is actually true ocassionally so i cant say i give a rats ass. if the earths alignment has gone for a toss and the sun is in a different constellation on our birthday every year then means we are then governed by a different zodiac.

Interesting i would say and needs some more research before any one can reach a consensus on the issue and the actual consequences of it.
 

lurkingdirk

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
This morning my horrorscope read: Today will be a day like every other; you'll be a fucking asshole.

I dunno. I think they got it right...
 

mrtrebus

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Some of the stuff i read in the mail is actually true ocassionally so i cant say i give a rats ass. if the earths alignment has gone for a toss and the sun is in a different constellation on our birthday every year then means we are then governed by a different zodiac.

Interesting i would say and needs some more research before any one can reach a consensus on the issue and the actual consequences of it.
Of course its true occasionally, as its all banal generalities. & no doesn't need any research. If it were real then it would be true all the time, not just occasionally.
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Scorpio:
"You will log on to Freeones and be dissapointed by inane posts"
Not that much bullshit...

Srriously, every FO member hwo didn't post here doesn't give a shit about their horoiscope.
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
I never read mine except on my birthday, I figure if anything they say was to come true, it would be that day of all days. It's always good for a laugh anyways.
 

placenta

Keep the good porn coming!
my horoscope for today:

"You will wake up horny and log on to freeones. There you will find naked pictures of Taylor Lain, Kandi Milan and Lexi Belle. You will jack off and cum real hard."

WOW!!! I'd say that is dead on. I'm a believer!
 

Harvath01

I'm touching myself right now!
I changed my twitter update to: My horoscope changed from "I don't care" to "I'm laughing at people who do."
 
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