Does this make me gay?

[Jane Burgess]

Yeah, very gay. Just saying.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Sorry to tell you, Supa, but I believe you're not only gay, you're super gay.

Please remember the lube when you come over tonight. That is all.

 

[L3ggy]

Ah Michael Bolton.
Personally, I celebrate the man's entire catalog. To me, it doesn't get any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman.'

Meh.. Original by Percy Sledge is way better.

 

[Patrick_S]

No, but it means that you have horrible music taste. I think Butt-Head said it best - "Michael Bolton can make any kind of music suck".

 

[L3ggy]

That he can.

 

[alexpnz]

Greatest Pop Song EVER written and IDGAF what ANY of you humps (or wolfies) have to say!!

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Hehe I knew someone would mention ze Backstreet Boys! I LOVE ze Backstreet Boys!

 

[StanScratch]

Michael Bolton was fucking awesome in Office Space.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Michael Bolton was fucking awesome in Office Space.

Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Na-ghee-na-na-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There *was* nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well, why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

+

Michael Bolton: I told those fudge-packers I liked Michael Bolton's music.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

I'd fuck Ronan Keating.

I did!